Couples Interview Meme-thing...
I was tagged by @gaiahypothesims, thanks :-)
I’ll pick my more unusual couple from TS4 since I haven’t played any families or couples from TS3 since last last year. I will choose Shirley and
1. How did you two meet?
Brian: We met at a club during a group meeting....
Shirley: We met at a swinger’s club...Brian’s a prude.
2. Who is the most jealous of you two?
Brian: She is.
Shirley: He is.
3. What are your three favourite physical things about your partner?
Brian: Every thing about her is perfect. Her beautiful soulful brown eyes.. Her ample boo....
Shirley: Come on now Brian, I know you want to say my boobs... My favorite thing about my man? Besides his patience? I would have to say his hands and his body...and his face....and voice. I just love him even when I want to strangle him. It helps that he has a long schlong....
Brian: GAWD Shirls!!!!
4. Who’s more likely to be running late?
Shirley: I am always exactly when I am supposed to be....
Brian: She’s always late.
5. Who is the most organised and who is the messiest?
Brian: I would have to say Claudia is the messiest, that and the cats.
Shirley: I don’t think the question is in regards to anyone else but us. I have to admit that sometimes I’m not always organized like Brian is. I prefer to call it my imaginative organizational implementation.
Brian: She is constantly making a mess.
6. Who is the bigger flirt? (flirts the most?)
Shirley: I am *sly smile*.
Brian: .........
7. Who does the most cooking?
Brian: I know my way around the grill. I can make....
Shirley: Our restaurant is open 6 days a week featuring my own recipes and some of Brian’s. I am always working on something new to titillate the new clientele. I love cooking!
Brian: The only thing I see you doing is mixing drinks.....
Shirley: Save it, Brian...
8. How do you feel about kids and do you want them? If so how many?
Brian: Well, we didn’t expect our bundle of joy....
Shirley: I got knocked up with Claudia but I never would have expected the little hellion to be the center of my universe, honestly.
Brian: She’s my little angel too, even if she throws food like a monkey throws poo. I wouldn’t mind a few more siblings for her.
Shirley: I think she picked that up from you. And since you are so interested in having more kids, will you be carrying them as well while running the restaurant? Or will it only be when I am at home?
Brian: I’ll get back to you on this answer....
9. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Brian and Shirley in unison: I do
10. What’s your partner’s least favourite housework task?
Brian: Cleaning up after the cats.. Oh...mine or Shirley’s?
Shirley: Huh, clearly it’s cleaning up after the cats.
11. What was the first thing you noticed about each other?
Brian: Her presence. She can take up a whole room with her beauty....
Shirley: We met initially at a Swinger’s Club...do you want to know what I noticed first or second? *winks*
12. What does your partner do that pisses you off?
Brian: I can’t think of anything per se...maybe if she spent more time with the family than at the bar....
Shirley: Are you saying I spend too much time at the restaurant or I drink too much?
Brian: -No! No.....I wouldn’t imply that I always see you with a drink in your hand..Why would you ask that?
13. Where’s the craziest/weirdest place you’ve ever had sex?
Brian: In a park...
Shirley: *Interrupting* We had sex on park bench in front of the night club we met at during a swinger’s party.
Brian: ...........
14. Do you know your partner’s love language, if yes what is it?
Brian: I would like to think I know how to read the love of my life’s body language.
Shirley: Are you sure that’s what was asked?...
Brian: *Stares at Shirley* “Yes...?”
15. Where do you see the 2 of you in 10 years?
Brian: I would like to see us all as a big happy family. Perhaps we will have one or two more additions to the family. Claudia will be doing well in school, as well as any of our other children and the restaurant will be doing very well under Shirley’s direction and management.
Shirley: *Nods in agreement but looking at Brian with the side eye.












