I had a looong list of questions I wanted to ask them but I am determined to only put one in bc otherwise it wouldn't be fair to everyone else. so naturally I did the most normal thing I could do and put all of my questions into a spreadsheet to rank them based on 3 criteria (likelihood to be answered, whether something similar has already been asked, and likelihood of the answer being good/true)
here are the 12 highest scoring questions, please help me pick! (and don't judge me too hard lol)
if the winning question gets asked before my show I'll just pick the next one
questions under the cut!
what should I ask dan and phil?
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Voting ended onJan 19, 2025
1. dan, do you remember the first amazingphil video you ever watched? (if this is lore we technically already know please lmk!)
2. tell us something about the phouse we don't know yet?
3. what does your doorbell sound like?
4. phil, does dan always order your birthday cake at the same bakery or is he too ashamed to go back and has to go to a different one every year?
5. advice on how to make up after a fight? (this is less of a real question and more of a stick-and-box trap in the hope of getting them to drop some domestic lore)
6. dan, when you dream about phil is he blonde?
7. drop some tour lore?
8. will you please do your own version of hot ones where phil asks the questions and dan just eats all the dips?
9. members of the audience, please raise your hand if you think dan could NOT beat a cheetah in a fight
10. do you play any other new york times games other than wordle? (this is important to me ok)
11. if you were cannibals and the other person died, would it be more romantic to eat or not to eat them? (I might actually just choose this one regardless of the outcome of this poll. it's just the perfect question look at it)
phelvis what does phlit mean i’ve been too scared to ask and this seems like a safe space
Phwoah dads, I was actually afraid it was too specific of a reference so I’m glad you asked, phummina phummina. During the terrible influence tour (at least the US leg), Dan and Phil had a little mailbox you could put your questions into for the pre-show Q&A and it was called the phlit (ph+slit). Since I also take questions, I figured I would name my inbox after the phlit *sexy end screen dance*
