#the spinch

[virgo-disaster]

The gifs truly do not do justice to the insanity that is the spinch and zac and vic’s reactions

[quickenspell]

ive never seen him like this

[coffeetinsparrow]

need the full clip to live on my blog forever. you never stop bein the spinch.

[edelweiss-buttons]

The Spinch:

doesn’t take any flesh. just bit really hard

is floating in the water

is something you never really stop being, now do ya?

has a red roach jam face and sharp teeth

is neck deep in water

actually never ate anyone. that’s not the spinch lore.

[heytherecentaurs]

You've been locked in a vault for months with your spouse. The only thing to eat is beef jerky, except you're vegetarians, so you burn it. Thankfully, you're rescued by a person in a film accurate Spinch costume, or hell, it could even be the Spinch himself. After a milk feast you become trapped with the Spinch and they bite you and monologue. Your phone has zero bars. What do you do?

[funnelcakesandinfinitesuffering]

GLADLANDS FINALE SPOILERS WITHOUT CONTEXT:

[seasonofhotness]

Zac absolutely losing it over Ally's Spinch in the finale of Gladlands

[dropoutreacts]