#the witcher incorrect

[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Y/N: Weight loss? Drink water.

Jaskier: Clear skin? Drink water.

Geralt: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

jaskier: and then what happened?

random villager: and then he died

jaskier:

jaskier:

jaskier: yeah right, picture that with a kodak

[babyjaskier]

incorrect geraskier? more like correct geraskier

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

jaskier after learning about blaviken: asshole, fucking bore, born in 1064, strego, stregobor

[super-marvel-dc]

Geralt: Are you good at negotiations?

Y/N: Yes, but last week a dragon almost set my hair on fire, so it's your turn to negotiate.

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

all i want for christmas is for this to be geralts first interaction with vesemir and eskel in season 2

vesemir: wolf. why do you have a bloody bandage tied around the outside of your pants?

geralt: well...

vesemir: you know that's not actually keeping it clean, right? your pants are probably giving you an infection. why didn't you take them off to clean it?

geralt: um...

eskel, standing behind vesemir: *glaring*

geralt: well....

vesemir: *staring intensely*

geralt: they're...too tight to get off?

eskel and vesemir: *face palm*

[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N: Can I please burn this place?

Geralt: Seeing as it's a castle made of stone, I don't think fire is going to do much damage.

Y/N: But trying will make me feel better.