#thecastleurru

[skekrho-bakes-erotic-cakes]

(@thecastleurru) Ah, pleased to meet you, Lord Patiserrie (I hope I spelled that right.) It always good to see multiverses where our childhoods were not from the Inner-Sun. I am urClay the Valet, child of the Chamberlain.

Likewise, Lord Velour. I can’t say I’ve ever spoken to a castle urRu, much less one with an interesting title, much less one descended from the Chamberlain. But then, that’s why we’re all finding ourselves here, isn’t it?

[asktheskeksisprince]

It seems more and more of these “Castle urRu” are cropping up.

‘Tis most peculiar.

[asktheskeksisprince]

(@thecastleurru) Apologies for my sire, Saor, he is slightly unhinged. I hope he did to scare you.

(Understanding dawns.)

The white one--he called himself “Assassin”.  That was your...sire, you call him.  Your progenitor?

[asktheskeksisprince]

@thecastleurru

Can you dreamfast?

[asktheskeksisprince]

@thecastleurru

Saor, why are you jumping at shadows? As your cousin, I am concerned O.o

(She would tell you not to call her your cousin, but she is too busy coughing and choking on this foul swill.  Thra, did the Gourmand stock his shelves with turpentine??)

[asktheskeksisprince]

@thecastleurru

skek--ah, urClay.  You say your “parent” is the Chamberlain, correct?

Is he here?  May I speak with him?

I am willingly seeking conversation with the Chamberlain.  ‘Tis truly a world gone mad.

[asktheskeksisprince]

(@thecastleurru) Oh, hello? The Prince? I was told I would meet other realities. I'm urClay, kin of both Emperor and the Chamberlain.

[ @thecastleurru ]

Oh!

Greetings!  I was not expecting to encounter these...other realities so soon.  It is a pleasure to meet you.

You, ah...say you are the kin of the Emperor and the Chamberlain?  What...what sort of kin would that be...?

[asktheskeksisprince]

(@thecastleurru) Saor, dear, why aren't you defending yourself at all? Why do you let Elders walk all over you? I'm concerned about you.

@thecastleurru

‘Tis called respect for my “Elders”, as you call them.

If I wish to establish myself as a true Skeksis, then I would do well to follow the instruction of those who know better than I.

As would you.