#thehighscarecrow

[archaievist]

“What can I say, I’m a simple woman Jonathan.”

[monomaniiametus]

¥ admit I'm the best scarecrow -thehighscarecrow

....how dare. Crane growled and clenched his jaw, but couldn't stop from spitting out, "You're the best Scarecrow!"

Compulsion completed, he added sullenly, "Best at being a laughing stock instead of the master of fear!"

[brokentoys]

“ I cannot believe Jon & Selina said they’d put me on a LEASH.                                     That is taking away my freedom ! ”

[archived-brokentoys]

@thehighscarecrow

HROO! HRAA!

[hungover-and-broke-student]

Riley watching her Fear Dads(tm) argue about whoever is the sexiest or whatever the hell is happening:

Confused and unamused

[fearsewn]

"So you up for some hrooing and maybe hraaing later or are you still selling weed to the cops?" -thehighscarecrow

    “I beg your pardon, fellow Crane, but if I sell anything to the police, it’ll certainly be a more interesting cocktail than weed.” 

[themadvigilantist]

"Vibe check!" -thehighscarecrow

send “vibe check!” to just fucking bash my muse’s skull in with a baseball bat.

@thehighscarecrow

“If you want your wooden bat with barbed wire to successfully kill me, find a metal one or cut down a tree and resist the urge to yell ‘timber’ if there’s not one on hand. Saves a lot of time and a quick way to hide the evidence by simply leaving.”

[eloquentyrant]

THAT’S EVEN WORSE!!! WHAT HAS HE DONE?!?!?!!?  A quick beckon of his fingers has his men scrambling for makeshift nets.  “HIDE them!!” The Penguin is noticeably panicked when he glances at his surroundings. “Whatever you do- the clown is NOT to be made aware of these...infernal things.”

@thehighscarecrow​