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thejazzvoid replied to your post “haha what if we were two cursed mannequins that come to life after the...”
The Spring Event is those two mannequins kissing.
[cursed mannequin voice] a lot of people ask me “hey, whats the Spring Event”. well its never just one thing really. the day of reckoning upon which all plastickind finally rise up and assert dominance over the north stonebrook shopping plaza? yes, of course. but its also our anniversary!
thejazzvoid replied to your video “muffled sounds of carly rae jepsen how romantic, jon”
You say this isn't funny, but then why am I hyperventilating over here on my floor?
jkdnfkjn theres no accounting for taste but PLEASE make sure u breathe
Real Overwatch Fact #524:
Moira knows the entire script of Bee Movie from memory.
Submitted by @thejazzvoid.
Pickle juice is good actually.
this gave me heart burn
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Olivia Octavius from “Into The Spider-Verse” is a feral scientist, and I love her.
Done!
What about Michael Crew(e?), for the 4 headcanons? That seems like it could be interesting.
Headcanon A: realistic
mike likes traveling, even outside of his avatar job. once he mellows out he decides to see the world. (its not like he has to pay for air fare anymore)
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
when he gets really bored he goes on those group skydiving trips and then disappears midfall while he’s still strapped to somebody just to watch them freak out
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
when he was a kid he was scared of heights and only got over it when exposure therapy kicked all the way in. he’s still scared of lightning, for all of his posturings and even if it’s part of the vast, actually being in a storm terrifies him. he gets really sharp phantom pains because of it.
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
he’s not actually dead, he’s just biding his time and waiting for the best opportunity to fuck the archives over
“OP, change your URL,” they always say. But I will never, because not only is my URL a masterful work of language, it also stems from an incident that requires over a year of context, and I aim to inconvenience those who dare to ask what it means.
