#thepretenderedit

[hernamewasriversong]

And what about...us?

You run. I chase. That choice was made for us a long time ago.

[lauricia]

Bad Guy | Jarod (The Pretender) video by Lauricia

"You can't do this!" "Well that's the beauty of it, Luther...You see, I can."

[fyeahmovies]

Through the centuries, seekers of destiny have come to the isle seeking the scrolls and their mystic power. Many searches have ventured into the woods, never to return at all. It is said that the fate of the one who dares defile the scrolls will be filled with eternal damnation.

The Pretender: Island of the Haunted 2001 | dir. Frederick King Keller

[forcentreuseonly]

The Pretender 2001  | First Aired: Jan. 22, 2001

First there’s the explosion in the D.C. underground. The there’s Miss Parker seeing visions, and the Mr. Raines getting murdered, then unmurdered. And then Mr. Lyle, who used to not have a thumb, getting a thumb and Mr. Raines, who had a thumb, losing his thumb to Mr. Lyle. And then finding out that not only one pretender escaped from the Centre. No, three of them did. And then trying to locate a live psychiatrist, only to find a dead doc and being arrested by a guy who’s not really a federal agent. Oh, and while we’re at it, why don’t we just throw Mr. Parker into the mix? 

[leotanaka]

The Pretender (1996 - 2000) Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot Andrea Parker as Miss Parker

[vimesbootstheory]

Title: Get Your Hands Dirty Song: Dirty -- grandson Subject: Jarod & Miss Parker vs Mr Lyle, The Pretender Summary: Jarod & Miss Parker relentlessly bully Mr Lyle, who is a cannibal serial killer so he deserves it. Come to think of it, he really deserves worse. Content Warnings: Spoilers for the series, flashing camera bulbs in intro (skip to 0:08 to avoid), medical abuse, guns, violence (particularly to thumbs), torture, implied serial murder of women, dead insects, needles, non-consensual drug administration.

[hopefulshipper]

[hernamewasriversong]

I’m impressed.