#there was panic

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

Tried holding the door open for a mechanic and they shook their head and said, “Age before beauty.”

Are you calling me old and ugly?

[corwynnasmith]

I had a job once where I needed to collect Japanese beetles for various experiments. This was usually accomplished by plucking individuals or scraping swarms off of the plants they were lazing about and/or mating on. With bare hands, of course.

One day I saw the right silhouette

Can you guess how it went down

[image description: smol bee sits innocently on flower]

[halffizzbin]

underorange replied to your post “underorange replied to your post “implicatures replied to your photo...”

HUH, that's nuts. I normally love brown sugar in basically everything I would not have guessed that's the difference. I feel a very unwise set of candy experiments coming on.

oOH HAVE FUN and remember that even if the melted sugar looks like it’s hardened onto your pan FOREVER it actually will soak right off :D

[grimbeak]

tried to take a drink of soda but it began fizzing in my mouth and it was briefly like having a dinosaur that expands in water in my mouth

[solanaceae-piperita]

was grinding catch-up with the requirements I missed for a subject, only to find out that we don’t even have synchronous classes for that subj today

[thiccfishfry-blog]

at work:

manager: are you okay?

me: i'm *hits the woah* big suicidal

manager: wait wha-

[lady-shroom]

in other news, I was eating chips and thought i lost the bag, but it turned out it was just under my computer chair