Phasmatic!

Hey I'm Corwynna (aka KittySmith, they/she) and I'm a fiction and fanfiction writer who mostly writes lgbtqia fics in HP and Camp Camp fandoms along with trans & gay found family fantasy in my original fiction.

[toastbutteregg]

[ryan-sometimes]

I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

[halomancer]

On one hand this is extremely fucking funny, but on the other hand, it really boggles my mind how many people punish their dogs for just… doing the thing they were bred to do.

Your husky isn’t “hyperactive”, it’s bred to pull sleds for 8 hours straight and you have it in a 400 sq ft yard.

Your English sheepdog isn’t “pushy”, it’s bred to herd sheep, and you have neither to space nor the herd to allow it.

Your terrier isn’t “nippy”, it’s bred to kill rats and your hamster looks a hell of a lot like one.

Your Catahoula isn’t “mean to animals”, it’s bred to hunt any and all animals smaller than it, and you didn’t acclimate it to your cat.

Your Lhasa Apso isn’t “yappy”, it’s bred to bark at any tiny noise and alert watchmen to intruders

Like Jesus Christ, if you can’t provide an environment where your dog can’t fulfill its literal life purpose, maybe?? Don’t get that dog??? And if you do, maybe know the breed characteristics so you can redirect those traits into more constructive outlets????

[lemonsharks]

Both your most common doodle's parts (labra and golden) want to hunt and retrieve water birds so the best suggestion I can give y'all is congratulations on your new duck hunting hobby.

[safetytank]

#people will overlook the perfect breeds to suit their needs based on just their looks#and get a work dog because it looks cool

[queerb]

tags from @gnarlystarships because YEAH

[maggiedeshiboux]

@gallusrostromegalus

[gallusrostromegalus]

Any time someone sees Herschel and says "AWWW I want a Corgi <3" (because he is Very Cute (TM)), I immediately reply: "Do not get a Corgi unless you have a job for it to do. They were bred to bully livestock across the hills of Wales. This is basically a Border Collie that knows he is cute enough to get away with murder. If you get one and it doesn't have a job, it will apply its livestock-bullying instincts to YOU. Herschel's job specifically is to help manage my crippling ADHD, because I don't have a bull for him to micromanage." This gets me odd looks at the home depot but it does get the point across.

[bhellion]

It's criminal how much space Centaurworld takes up in my headspace. My brain has been permanently altered since 2021 and I have no way to explain it to normies beyond "uh, it's about a horse?" without spoiling the first freaking episode

[corwynnasmith]

I say "it's an animated musical about a horse learning to accept herself and a villain who can't do the same that's dark, funny, and wholesome all at once"

I have Blurbs for things to try to make people watch lol

[melmili]

just wanna say i am a big fan of this trope specifically

[ratsotherat]

it’s giving Percy take the wheel 💀💀

[corwynnasmith]

That's his MO. Trying to take a break is like:

[ratsotherat]

He’s so cooked tbh.

[corwynnasmith]

IS THAT A PUN

His nerves are a little fried since his plan is on a slow burn but I'm sure it'll come out well done since his intellect is kind of rare 😂

[corwynnasmith]

Me reading training that says goods include "restricted goods, hazardous materials, and dangerous cargo" and I'm like damn all three of my nicknames when I'm bundled in a trunk

[bhellion]

From Chapter 12 of Percy Take the Wheel

I maybe say this a lot, but you ever just love a fanfiction so so much more than the source material? I only tried Percy Take the Wheel because it was right there beside Put That Kid Down and I thought, oh, I do like this author, may as well...then I woke up exactly 23 hours later, forced to face reality once again... It's really good! I don't think I've ever before enjoyed a HP fanfic that wasn't at least a crossover before, yet here I am into my 10th Percy-centric fic and counting

@corwynnasmith

[corwynnasmith]

Oh my God the slime scene 🥺 💕 it's so sad and cute and well drawn 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[weevmo]

YAAAAY, I got this done, finally!

This is HIGHLY inspired by Kitty Smith’s amazing fanfiction, Put That Kid Down I urge you all to go give it a read, it’s smooth as canon! 

[vacz]

AHYavUVa

[corwynnasmith]

Still amazing

[thanotaphobia]

🌻 :)

ours bones are producing blood rn and stop when we die effectively creating body rocks, but imagine if they didnt stop

[corwynnasmith]

Huh I think that'd be kind of cool cuz you could have Infinite Blood...for donations yes for hospital 🏥

[melmili]

just wanna say i am a big fan of this trope specifically

[ratsotherat]

it’s giving Percy take the wheel 💀💀

[corwynnasmith]

That's his MO. Trying to take a break is like:

[mirigold-mayflowers]

Here, have some Percy!

This version is from Percy takes the wheel by kitty smith on ao3!

(Edit: wow. Those proportions are WILD.)

[corwynnasmith]

I love his apron lol he's so cute!

[bhellion]

Still based entirely on Percy Take the Wheel @corwynnasmith

Wanted to draw all the Percy Weasleys I could think of...Slimy Weasley, Grumbly Weasley, Tired Weasley (it's all of them), Happy Weasley (had to go a few years in the past for that one), Wet Cat and Man Bun.

I now realize I forgot Angy Weasley 🤦 oh well

[corwynnasmith]

He can be cool I love him lmao 🥰💕 wonderful art! He's so pretty

[bloodsoakeddoodles]

Me, not knowing how to draw David: Time to draw David

[corwynnasmith]

I can recognize each of these scenes 😍🤩 love it!

[bloodsoakeddoodles]

He’s only too happy to comply

[corwynnasmith]

Love the spooky hands from Daniel here 🤩

[bourgeoishellion]

1) sorry if you follow me and realize im posting more than usual

2) @corwynnasmith wrote my favorite camp camp fanfiction

3) i know it looks edgy af, its embarrassing to look at, judge me as you will (´-﹏-`；)

[corwynnasmith]

Love it 🥰

[nartothelar]

A small comic from one of my favorite Camp Camp fics, Put That Kid Down!

[corwynnasmith]

[nartothelar]

some miscellaneous PTKD david sketches

[corwynnasmith]

Your art always makes me happy to see; it's so good 🤩

[justzrero]

Just read Put That Kid Down it was really good!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13289553/chapters/30412113

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[corwynnasmith]

It's a Cute Serial Killer 🥰