#therealsamalkhatib

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

*getting food*

Spot: They got pickles on it

Race: They do :)

Spot: …what if I don’t like pickles

Race: Just tell them not to put ‘em

Spot: I’ve already placed my order

Race: Mine don’t have pickles. Let’s trade!

Spot: You would do this for me?

Race: Absolutely!

*they trade*

Spot: …

Spot: …

Spot: …If you have enemies that need taking care of - you come to me.

[ridergoggles]

Switzerland isn't real

[corrupteddoodles]

DIGITAL VERSION HERE

CLICK to apologize! CLICK to be saved! CLICK to forgive! CLICK to forget! CLICK to be pure!

[uselessbiscuitsoul]

feel free to add more lmao

[dankxsinatra]

[howlingday]

Mercury: They've pickles on them.

Ruby: Uh-huh.

Mercury: What if I don't want pickles?

Ruby: Just tell them not to put them.

Mercury: I already placed my order.

Ruby: Mine doesn't have pickles. You wanna swap?

Mercury: You'd do that for me?

Ruby: Totally~! (Swaps burgers, Eats)

Mercury: ...If you got any enemies you need taken care of, you come to me.

[modeus-the-xenofeminist]

This is what the Voices are up to in my Vessel Focused fanfics, while The Den lurks around outside.

Original video, by therealsamalkhatib

[unavailable-yarrow]

"Do you think we'll make it?"

"We already did, pal"