#thespian problem

[thespianatory]

sometimes you just gotta spend your saturday making props for your own damn self because your drama school sure as shit ain’t supplying them for you

[thespianatory]

every. single. time.

them: so what do you do for a living?

me: i’m an actress.

them: oh nice...

me:

them: but what’s your real job?

[thespianatory]

that moment when you just finished a morning show and can’t decide whether to keep your makeup on until the evening show because doing it all over again is long but keeping it on will give you pimples and dryness...

[searchingforasynonym]

A fire alarm just went off at my school... why you ask? Because the hazers in the auditorium were producing to much smoke and it set off the alarm. The fire department came. That's a true theatre problem...

[mythbusterposey]

I has a dream that the cast of The Greek Mythology Olympiaganza had a big reunion and everyone forgot their lines and there were actual PEOPLE watching us and I woke up at 3 in the morning to pull out the obnoxious pink script and go over my lines because I was so paranoid

[saminthebluebox]

It just occurred to me that tonight is my final high school performance...

Aside from Thespian Induction night but still...

[theatrememes]

This is for those of us who know that there are waaaaaaaaaay more musicals than just Wicked.

[saminthebluebox]

Auditioning for Cabaret tomorrow and slightly kind of freak out.