tony

maybe it is the fools who fall in love

[blond-shell]

folklore, taylor swift // melodrama, lorde

[valtsv]

[searchingforasynonym]

did #YearsAndYears make this when they were writing Palo Santo

[onsighthoe]

Wow miss Fran is really out there living her best life with a snatched waist

[powerfulwizard]

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

[powerfulwizard]

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

[butchflirt]

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

[yehudah]

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

[powerfulwizard]

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

[keybladesoras]

Bad Janet dropping bombs!

[demilypyro]

Monetizing tumblr is easy, just give it to anthropologists so they can monitor all the bullshit subcultures

[demilypyro]

Some 14 year old: I think my imaginary friend should have the right to vote

Some 39 year old: I agree completely

Guy in a lab coat: *can't fucking write fast enough*

[cloacatak]

Things that are hilarious here:

-The posts themselves (as intended)

-The concept of social scholars needing to wear lab coats

-The idea that anthropologists can afford anything.

[iraffiruse]

Memory Foam never forgets

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

/\ WOOOOOOOOW…..

[museum-of-artifacts]

One of the oldest diving suits in existence - called Wanha Herra from early 18th century, Finland

[powerburial]

bananas in pajamas gritty chernobyl reboot

[samael]

bananas in pyjamas, the future’s very grim

bananas in pyjamas, are peeling off their skin

[februaryflora-deactivated201811]

every few months it feels like i relearn the whole entire world

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[bourtange]

straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars

[hollowboobtheory]

WHY are hets so mad at this post I thought you didn’t want to get hit on at gay bars here’s a solution

[fate]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[opabiniawillreturn-deactivated2]

I remember one time in middle school some white guy raised his hand and said “if I may play the devil’s advocate-” and my best friend (a black Jewish girl) cut him off and said “ no offense but pretty much everyone who says that looks exactly like you”

and I just thought that was a hot take ™

[turtlepowerriiise]

that teacher are your friend are both ICONS i wish everyone was like them

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[zom-bee]

my anal cavity

[outofcontextbonappetit]

I’m resigning thanks everyone!

[wigglytuffer]

[xpaperheartso]

Same energy

[lala-the-rebel]

[kurtbrussels]

[tstylesgifs]

Harry Styles - Lights Up (Official Music Video)

[stuffaboutminneapolis]

Baby Trump is at The Saloon!