#they would never

[bluebirdlester]

easter is on 4/20 this year. hey dan and phil, do you wanna..... do you wanna put a little google feud in the easter baking perhaps

[temple-mistress]

It makes me want to burn it all down when ppl have them calling each other Obi and Ani.

[minlicious]

things i’m not falling for:

menelaus didn’t love helen and treated her badly

patroclus was a twink

the telegony

odysseus and calypso slept with each other consensually

telemachus was a nice person (idk how to word it differently)

tall odysseus

diomedes erasure

penelope could’ve killed the suitors herself because she was spartan

[confusedandcontempt]

Morning News with the Bats (pt. something)

Dick: Did you hear about the robbery in Paris?

Cass: You mean the one in The Louvre?

Dick: Yeah, that one!

Cass: Nope.

Dick: But you just said...

Jason: Who do you think did it? I personally have my suspicions.

Tim: Don't look at me like that! I would never! Anyways Damian was the last person in France...

Damian: Do you really think any of us need that kind of money? I could buy half a country if I wanted to.

Dick: Fair point. So, who do you think did it?

Selina: I don't know...... So anyway what's for lunch?

Dick: ...

Jason: ...

Cass: ...

Tim: ...

Damian: Sandwiches.

[proudofmygeneration]

François 💀 (he's right though)

[i-am-trying-my-best-okay]

(Tentatively) 434 days till The Wicked Powers (Until Further Notice)

[puemort]

The instant ick I get when I read Andrew or Neil say please, especially in a sexual context. Like baby no that's not it.