#thief!

[court-jester-offical]

*jester was doing what he usually does when he feels his hat guetting stealed, when he turns around he sees the clown laughing like a maniac with his hat... He's pretty slow though*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *pant pant* HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH *pant pant* AHAHAHHA- *coughs* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

@a-clown-offical

*he lets out a horrified gasp and instantly clutches his head with both hands, the various items he keeps underneath his hat sliding down his hair and onto the ground*

MINE HAT! 😨

*the jester then swiftly whips around and makes chase, evidently a lot faster than the clown*

HALT! SURRENDER AND RETURN MINE HAT AT ONCE! >:(

[allthingsboogie]

[yuneu]

the face of a girl who just jumped on the table and stole a pizza slice

[origami-trust]

Wagstaff taking a five-finger discount as payment for all the people he helped. Just when you thought he was doing something heroic....

[artfrostedleaf]

Queen's Thief Appreciation, Day 7: Short Stories -- books (or in this case, short stories)/characters as things my friends and I have said

I had trouble deciding which of my 3 quotes to go with, so I decided to draw really sketchy versions of all of them. Happy short stories day!

[mothsartart]

Oh, Genny.

QT appreciation week day 7! Favorite Short Story. i, uh, just took inspiration from Thief! i guess, and a few other sources

[Image Description: A drawing in red depicting a mother, Eugenia, holding her child, Eugenides. Eugenides is very young and enamored with the necklace his mother is wearing. Eugenia is smiling down at him.]

[blurb-brain]

Stenides immediately made a permanent place in my heart by sole virtue of his being a watchmaker. It’s kinda unfair really. But it’s fine, he’s Gen’s favorite sibling too.

(Will we ever get to meet the other siblings huhuhuhuhuhu)

I’ve really gone off the rails here. This isn’t a scene from the main books. It isn’t even the scene of them together from the Thief! extra. It’s just pure conjecture of a warm, fuzzy moment. GAH.

HC: When (WHEN) Gen and Irene’s firstborn comes, Stenides will make a baby crib mobile for them <3

Day 18 - misfit

Gen looked up at his brother. Stenides was one of his favorite people, certainly his favorite sibling. Like Gen, Stenides didn’t fit well into his martial world. He had a gift for the mechanical and the mathematical. It was Stenides who had taught his younger brother to read and was most often to be found absorbed in his unwarlike hobby of watchmaking. In spite of being different, Stenides was well liked.

- Megan Whalen Turner, Thief!