~college AU anyone?~
Dirk awakes at 8am, the light streaming bright through the curtains of his dorm room. He is made instantly aware of his cell phone going off, the Indiana Jones theme song alerting him to his best bro's call.
He answers, still groggy from the friday night before. "Hello."
"Strider!!!" A whine comes through the other end, followed by a repulsive retching noise.
"Woah, you okay there bro?"
"I ADVENTURED TOO HARD LAST NIGHT!"














