The Zero-V Files: The Pudendal Nerve as G-Spot
For those just tuning in, I'm a third sex person-what exactly that is is different for each person (we all have unique anatomy), but for me it means I was born with a microphallus, labia, and a urethra in the spot where a vagina would be-and no vagina, but because my urethral opening is so large it's often mistaken for one. (I blame crappy sex ed for this.)
I am also sexless: all my reproductive tissues have been removed...and yet, despite neither having a vagina nor a prostate gland, I can still experience a g-spot orgasm.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!
I've spent the weekend trying to figure that out. I'm 99.98% certain I understand what's going on.
Prior to my shit ton of surgery, the main way I was able to orgasm was through receptive anal penetration-and I was truly an animal: I could shove a fire hydrant up my butt and not feel a thing.
However, in the process of the surgery my rectum had to be rearranged, and this ended my era of anal hedonism: everything gets stuck now, and fantasizing about penetration no longer causes arousal. I think one the nerves that controls the sphincter got lost in the process.
But then something mysterious started happening: I began experiencing arousals somewhere else: at the junction where the labia connect in the back. For me this is a stretchy patch of skin that can be pressed inward a little bit, and I experimented with penetrating this area as deeply as possible, leading to the discovery that I could orgasm this way; I've since termed it Interlabial Sex.
Prior to my surgery, one of the problems I had was when I would sit my genitals would go completely numb, and it would take a minute of kneading and literally punching myself in the dick before sensation was restored.
After the surgery, this problem never happened again, and I think (99.98% probability) that the thing that was pinching the arteries and nerves wasn't there any more, leading to unrestricted blood flow going to my pudendal nerve, which is the nerve that controls sexual arousal in humans, and happens to be in the place where the labia connect in the back.
While exploring this new kind of penetration, naturally, I would fantasize about having sex with someone with a penis, who would thrust deeper and deeper into me, until I started fantasizing about having a vagina...and realized I could feel pleasure inside me, similar to what I felt when I could have anal sex, with similarly intense orgasms.
BUT WHY?!?!?!?!
Studying diagrams about how to stimulate the g-spot through the vaginal wall and how to get to a man's prostate gland, these spots turn out to be in the same place: behind and a little below the bladder.
Veeeerrrry interesting.
As everyone with two brain cells recalls, the human sexes originate from the same embryonic goop, and thus have the same nerve systems: the inferior hypogastric plexus and the sacral plexus-which the interwebs are telling me is what the pudendal nerve branches off of but I honestly don't know how they can tell all these squiggly lines apart.
Anyway, the point is, in both male and female persons, there is this nerve cluster behind and a little below the bladder, which in me got reconnected to the pudendal nerve-or maybe it already was, and it was only because of the circulatory problems that I could only feel it through my rectum.
Some of you who have kept up with my old man ramblings might be wondering: since you fantasize a lot about receptive vaginal intercourse nowadays, are you thinking about getting a vagina?
No, for a couple of reasons.
First, the idea of having a vagina for realz causes a lot of distress.
Secondly, where would a vagina go? Right where I have these nerves I'm havin' so much fun with. They would be sliced to smithereens.
Which makes we wonder about the fate of other people sort of on the female side of things who also don't have vaginas.
So many are pressured to get vaginoplasties so they can have "real" sex. Some of them are even children when this happens.
Bad sex ed will be the death of civilization, so the elders of my tribe prophesy. How many people were denied the chance to explore the pudendal nerve through perineal massage, having their own mind-blowing orgasms, before deciding on surgery?
We need to add another chapter in the sex ed books about pudendal nerves and perineums and the avenues this provides for zero-v sexuality.
Zero-v for LIFE, baby!















