omfg i love the part in borderland s 2 where barney and gordon looked into each others eyes like nothing else mattered and kissed like the world was ending.

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omfg i love the part in borderland s 2 where barney and gordon looked into each others eyes like nothing else mattered and kissed like the world was ending.
CHARACTER PROFILE : DAPHNE BLAKE
What's that about with the sauna and tea?
David Duchovny‘s wife Tea Leoni got so hot when they romped in a sauna that she passed out.
‘It was early in the relationship and we were on a weekend getaway in Vancouver,’ he tells The Sun.
‘We were just all over each other – the sauna wasn’t going to stop me!
‘I recovered pretty well, but Tea…’
The X Files star, 48, and actress Tea, 42, have been married for 11 years.
‘I don’t know what makes our marriage work,’ he says. ‘We just love each other.’
(source)
@deathnwine
Edmund’s just gonna drape himself across his best friend’s lap now. Ignoring anything that the other demigod may have been doing. It’s ‘give me attention’ time... It’s really not that different than when a cat does it, actually. “Polluuuuux...”
Well... This is what happens when you’re bored and with your friend. A crazy friend! ^_^
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxD0VEbh67A)
short drabble for samantha--wesson since i am having all the sam/conan feels today and she is also just generally awesome...
He had just finished tucking the littlest one into bed, pressing a soft kiss to her head where tufts of hair where beginning to appear. She was getting so big. Only a couple of months old and she already seemed to have doubled in size since they had brought her home for the first time. Though he wasn’t going to dwell on the fact that all too soon Leah would be the size Maddie was now and Conan definitely wasn’t going to thing too hard about how grown up Madison would be by then...
No, he was just going to stay delusional about the fact that both his daughters would eventually grow up and not to mention him getting old. He shuddered at the idea. Pushing that train of thought out of his mind before he ended up rushing to the mirror to check for grey hairs.
He smiled down at Leah, now snoring peacefully, before moving back out into the living room, coming to lean against the door observing Samantha and Madison where they were sat on the couch watching some sort of terrible kids movie. Not stopping the content smile tugged at his lips again.
Conan’s mind drifted back over the past year or so. What could he say he was feeling nostalgic. If somebody had told him when he was first turned that in just over ten years he would be living in a house with two daughters and the most amazing woman in the world, practically the picture of domesticity...Well he probably would have rolled his eyes, called them ridiculously cheesy and told them to fuck off. He wasn’t all too optimistic about finding love or happiness back then. Though he certainly wasn’t complaining now.
Pushing himself off the wall, he padded over towards the couch, plonked himself down between the pair, much to their protests and pressed a soft kiss to Sam’s lips. Not letting it linger too long, they had, after all, been told by Maddie on several occasions to “stop being disgusting”. Throwing his arms around the both of them, he leaned into whisper in Sam’s ear, his smile still present and only growing wider at the mirrored one on her features. “I love you, you know that? You all make me incredibly happy.” His smile turned into more of a cheeky smirk. “Just so you know.”
When you see the guy that you had a crush on months ago but haven’t seen him forever. All the feelings come flodding back and you end up staring at a wall for the rest of the day lost in thought.
CRYING
Okay so I'm watching TV with my parents and my step mom has control of the TV. So she turns on some show called Bullshit. I'm scrolling through tumblr, as per usual, but I look up as my step mom looks to my dad and says "We haven't watched Bullshit in a while" I quickly giggled "Well it sounds like Bullshit." My dad nods and the narrator on the screen keeps talking about about the line a cheerleaders in front of him. Suddenly the narrator shouts something and ALL of the cheerleaders RIP OPEN THEIR UNIFORMS AND THERE'S LIKE 10 FULL FRONTAL JIGGLY NIPPLE ACTION ON THE SCREEN. I literally fought back a yelp and I looked at my parents and both of them just look in opposite directions a sip from beer bottles (that I didn't even know were there??) And my dad looks at my face and starts giggling like a schoolboy.