#this is about caleb

[xaviez]

guy who asks you if youre on birth control while he’s inside of you and cums real hard when you say no with a lil fear in your voice

[ardently-verdandi]

breaking the fourth wall and nodding at the imaginary camera in my room with a silly little smile on my face fleabag style after reading the raunchiest most obscene fan fiction ever written (you are all nasty i love u keep up the good work)

[gwynbouchard]

when people constantly pit their fave against another character to try and prove their fave is better, my instinct is ALWAYS to like that other character more, because you should not have to try that hard to convince me your fave is a good character

[birdberdburd]

“Keep trying, Book Boi”

- Matthew Mercer

“Keep pushing me, Barnes & Noble”

- Travis Willingham

[goblinflasked]

*looks at discord*

*looks at the dash*

my son is the dumbest box of potatoes but i love him so much.

[ardently-verdandi]

hearing a song that you associate with a fictional character you adore while you’re out in public is so triggering like why did i just flinch, stop in my tracks, and look around the place with panic in my eyes as if that character had just suddenly isekaid into my own world, the song acting as a background music as they enter—avengers endgame portal scene style

[matchlocks]

He’s so cute I wanna watch the light slowly fade from his eyes

[olilemon]

Maybe you're the person everyone leaves because you need to change and grow up. Maybe I should have seen the warning signs with you calling everyone who ever left you manipulative? Maybe it wasn't all my fault. Maybe I shouldn't have been the one who apologized so much