Why is Elvis Presley on Tumblr? He died.
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Why is Elvis Presley on Tumblr? He died.
The thing about spike is that he commits actual murder and I’m like you go crime boy! But then someone insults his hair and I’m like poor baby who hurt you
There's this musical that I know one song from, but I love this song so much, that I'm scared to listen to the rest of the musical. What if it's not as good as this song?? I don't want to ruin everything! Part of the reason I like this song is the fact that I have no context!!
if someone doesn’t talk to me within like three days I just assume we aren’t friends anymore
as an american, if there’s a spider in a five foot radius of me, i’m bringing out the gun
people who use multiple pronouns scare me because what if they secretly prefer one over the other and i guess wrong
i CAN'T STAND joe sasto
I live in constant terror that someone in Real Life will recognize me here on account of my speech patterns and fun trivia.