#this is not subtle

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Hangster (RoosterxHangman) Incorrect Quotes - 124/?

Coyote: Why is Rooster still in Hangman’s flight jacket? Rooster: It was cold. Hangman: He stole it. Rooster: Borrowed. Hangman: Permanently. Phoenix: That jacket has your name on it, Jake. Hangman: Yeah. So does he. Silence. Bob: …I’m requesting a transfer.

[serichan]

Returned Master — aka “Words of Honor: The Remix Nobody Asked For

(But I’m Watching Anyway)”

So. I’ve watched all 10 currently available episodes of Returned Master—originally The Youngest General’s Son—and I have… thoughts.

Not angry ones. Just breathless, delighted disbelief. Because this show? It feels like a fanfic someone wrote after bingeing Words of Honor and then said, “What if I made this worse, with 40% of the emotional build-up and 120% of the iconic scene recycling?”

And the wild part? It’s the same director. The same one who made Words of Honor, which only makes the fanfic energy even more unhinged. How is this real? How did this get made? And how is it this boldly copy-pasted?

Let’s do a scene roll-call:

The Checklist of Chaotic Familiarity

• Episode 1, immediate back scars reveal. In Words of Honor, Zhou Zishu’s scars were on his chest. Here, our hero’s got ‘em on his back. Still tragic. Still slow-panned. Still a trope.

• Ghost Valley™, featuring the Ghost Master’s ™ son with serious daddy issues.

• Adopted sister/daughter trope returns—but bonus points: she’s literally named Walnut. So yes, they compressed the “sister” and “walnut symbolism” into one very crunchy character. Impressive compression.

• Paper lanterns and secret messages… check.

• Two emotionally constipated men sitting on a log by the fire. Same log. Same framing. If a flute shows up next week I won’t even blink.

• WKX cosplay moment—except the character wearing Wen Kexing’s robes is clearly meant to be the Zhou Zishu stand-in. Multiverse error 404.

• Mysterious aunt, who once had a tragic, forbidden love with someone on the opposite side of the conflict. Where have I seen this before? Oh, right.

• Back-to-back swordfight scene. Not earned, but present.

• One kneeling, crying boy, pleading with Mr. Doctor to save his beloved. (Words of Honor had our cool Mysterious Immortal. Here? Just The Doctor™. Budget cuts, I guess.)

• Mysterious headaches. Spiritual trauma is real.

• Grave sobbing while drunk. In WoH, it was over the incredibly cool elder Poly-trio. Here? Just a bland strawman father figure. Feels emotionally deflated, but hey, they tried.

• Drink this to enter Ghost Valley? Check.

• Ghost Valley related children song? Check.

• Bath scene? Check.

And somehow? I’m still watching. And laughing. Because it’s not even pretending to be original. I’m just here waiting for the next iconic scene to be shoved sideways into the plot like a jigsaw piece from another box.

It’s fascinating—like watching a bad fanfic with gorgeous actors, confused pacing, and vibes so familiar it’s eerie. I can’t stop. I won’t stop.

Real talk:

• Are you watching this too?

• What Words of Honor scene are they absolutely going to rip next?

• And how—how—is this director still managing to get this through censorship?

Because Words of Honor barely slipped past in 2021. And now? In this climate?? This isn’t subtle. This is full-volume gay longing with recycled props. Whoever this director is sleeping with at the bureau? They are clearly very satisfied. Repeatedly. And enthusiastically.

Tag yourself. I’m the emotional support walnut in a recycled robe.

[ericas-spop-blog]

This is a years late shitpost, but one of the funniest objection I've ever seen to one of my posts is a really insistent objection to me saying Adora is holding Catra prisoner in Taking Control.

And, like -

Catra wants to leave.

Adora isn't letting her.

If that isn't Cata being detained against her will, what do you think it is?

[xiyao-feels]

“Not everything was because of his cultivation path. Wei WuXian’s personality is quite immoral. One’s deeds will be paid, one way or another; what goes around always comes around.”

/

“也不全是修炼之道害的，归根结底还是魏无羡此人人品太差，天怒人怨啊。所谓善恶终有报，天道好轮回……”

Prologue; English from Exiled Rebels translation. The last part of the gossip about WWX in the prologue. Emphasis mine.

One of the few sitting at the table gloated, “I knew Jin GuangYao had to plummet sooner or later with the things he did! I’ve been waiting for this day for so long, and now he’s finally exposed, hah! One’s deeds will be paid, one way or another—what goes around always comes around!”

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桌上一人幸灾乐祸道：“我就知道金光瑶这么个搞法迟早要倒！我等这一天好久了，终于被捅出来了，哼！真是善恶终有报，天道好轮回！”

ch 113; English from the Exiled Rebels translation. The first part of the gossip about JGY in the wine shop. Emphasis mine.

[ishouldreallybeelsewhere]

i love subtly alluding to the fact that i'm immortal

[yokohamasonebraincell]

this is just his old friend isn’t it

[elioetoliver]

wait wait wait so ur telling me michael, who wears dean’s likeness and whose power dean is trying to repress, is locked in a closet in dean’s subconscious ??? the thing inside dean he does not want to give power to he is keeping TRAPPED in a CLOSET r u FUCKING kidding me