#this kid...

[soulmissed]

@lastsurvivor: hi, kiddo.

memes, accepting

kiddo loops a cozy, shy smile into being. (like a hug solid and wholesome.) august tucks himself at table, cup gripped in hand. orange juice. vitamin c intake.

“ it’s the weekend. ” he raises his cup. a jesting toast. “ congratulations, ripley. ”

[maschotch]

[yes-i-am-happyaspie]

My sixteen-year-old decided to interview our parakeet, Nugget. Here is a transcript of said interview:

Son: have you committed crimes?

Nugget: peep

Son: i see, how many?

Nugget: *kiss* *kiss*

Son: ah,and how severe?

Nugget: NUG-GET!!

Son: any war crimes?

Nugget: *kiss*

Son: have you ever committed tax evasion?

Nugget: ...

Son: be honest

Nugget: WHAT!? *rhythmic squawking*

-subject flew away. end transcript-

**Yes, Nugget can talk when he wants to**

[stellaluna33]

My daughter is hunting her uncle down with a (Nerf) crossbow because he had shot at her dad with a Nerf gun earlier. She marched up to him and shouted, "Don't attack my daddy ever again, or I will shoot you!" 😂

[gabbydrawsstuff]

Tanjiro Demon Slayer hopes you’re having a good day!

[heymeowmao]

2020.05.24 ✩˚ Zheng Fanxing Studio

[summerlimeismethebrony]

Sebastian is leaning so heavily on Her Honor Miss Courtney as a crutch I'm worried?? I've heard his dad's abusive or smth so that's probably why he's like this but he hasn't been able to defend himself at all without her stepping in, he's not going to last ten minutes in court what's going to happen to this kid when he realizes...