#this reeks

[buckybruv]

Cyber-Sleuth Toons: Chapter 2

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Cyber-Sleuth Toons :Chapter 1

[ineffably-queer-book-lover]

WTF even is this book?!

Amazon is listing a book, feat. a GOOD OMENS S3 TV SERIES REVIEW, immediately available (read: before the actual finale will go live).

There's nothing spoilery here (and I doubt that the "author" has actually watched GO3, hell, I doubt the "author" is a real person, tbh), but just to be careful, I'll put this behind a "Keep reading" link.

Good Omens Season 3 Tv Series Review: Exploring Storytelling, Characters, Themes, and the Final Chapter of the Series Paperback – April 19, 2026

by James V. Kelly (Author)

Seriously?! WTF? The summary is so bloody pretentious I want to get my hands on a flaming sword to deal with this.

"Why You Can Trust This Book" Yes, nothing will make me more suspicious than a line like this... "Still Unsure?" You betcha! "Perfect Gift For:" Abso-fucking-lutely no one... at a guess. Definitely not the mentioned "Fans of Good Omens".

Am I the only one who thinks this balderdash REEKS OF AI!?!? 😡

No, I certainly don't want to get my copy. Even if this book was anywhere close to something "real", I most definitely wouldn't want to read it before watching the finale, you know? Do kindly fuck off.

If I want to enjoy some meta about GO3, I'll go to my trusted sources on tumblr. Thank you very much.

I really hope that no one buys this shit for a GO fan, thinking they're getting something great for a friend or family member, but I suspect that's exactly the market they're aiming for: unsuspecting people (outside the fandom) who are looking for a thoughtful gift.

[purplerosesgalore]

Seriously??

Hopper and Joyve get a confirmed ending, with them getting engaged at Enzos

Lucas and Max get confirmed as endgame

Fucking Mr and Mrs Wheeler get a confirmed end, wherein they get to live happily ever after still married and shit

Even Steve gets a confirmed girlfriend in the show

But Rovickie endgame is left for the audience to decide??? Will doesnt get to have a confirmed partner, with whom he gets to do romantic shit on screen???

Yeah okay wtv.

[ihatebnha]

the inly way you would possibly be able to go out by urself is if u tell him you're having a girls day with his mom or something LOL but even then he's like hmmm... Insufferable.

I literally imagine him calling you right in the middle of it and then trying to play it off. You’re like… “kat… you said that everything’s fine and that you wouldn’t call me?”

And he’s just breathing over the receiver all, “oh, I just wanted to um… confirm what we talked about having for dinner and shit… and you know what? put my mom on the phone. Please.”

And then when you do, they get into a fight about her not updating him enough and her telling him to leave you alone some or you’ll break up with him and take the baby away LOOOOOL which just makes him more needy. Nightmare nightmare nightmare.

[httpjeon]

comparing dancers to online thots is stupid and offensive. dancers are selling their skill, they worked and practiced their whole lives to get good enough to be able to make money off of it. an online thot, well, she just took her clothes off and snapped a picture. maybe jogs a few days a week to look presentable. it takes no skill, it's lazy and by definition, the more people that see your goods, the less valuable they are. but if ya wanna be cheap and lazy, that's up to you. mwah.

we get it,,,,u hate women. we gonna get someone to pick u babey i promise

[fvcktheodore]

                  Theodore reached out, letting the palm of his hand press against his husband's cheek, “I love you. You know that, right?” He asked, pressing a single kiss to his husband's forehead. It had barely been a week since Abraham had walked out, and ultimately ended their relationship in a note - a fucking note, like they were lovers in the 50s. He was angry, annoyed, upset, but most of all he was worried about Devon, he hadn’t just lost his boyfriend, but he had lost his best friend too. He hadn’t since Devon cry, not once, and maybe that was because he was trying to be strong for him. “You don’t have to pretend to be alright, you’re allowed to cry,” He murmured, “And I promise not to make fun.” He spoke in attempts to lighten to mood.” @devcarter​

[antisoucials]

i would like to point out that checo had another motive for denying max another run during monaco quali bc of team orders in the spanish gp the week before