#thishappened

[memesfunda]

My one friend laughs first and explains later.😂

[callie-gachapon]

Do I have to put a caption

[life-wise-girl]

Annabeth doodles absentmindedly, on the corners of the pages of books, sometimes she doodles on Percy's arm and he loves it. Once he surprised her by getting a tattoo of her doodle.

[weqsterly]

Peter: Why are you so tall?

Michelle: Would you prefer me on my knees?

Peter: What

Michelle: What

[oscar4bestactress]

I broke a glass during my interview.

In India, we have practical exams that add to our overall grade but these are taken by an examiner that is from a different school, appointed by the government (education system people uwim) for taking our exam. 

Anyways its a big deal, we have to make a project about 30 page long on a economics topic of our choosing. A subject I am shit at. They will ask anything about the topic and our entire coursework which eh eh I haven’t even looked at. 

But I go in there like I know everything! My body language is exuding confidence. My mantra is “ If you can’t impress them with your intelligence, baffle them with your bullshit “, which I was implementing atm. 

Everything is going perfectly I am totally taking the reign and steering the convo so she doesn’t ask anything from the actual course which I don’t know about. I managed to co-relate my project topic with a topic from the syllabus on the sheer basis that I know the name of the chapter and it has similar words as my project that I basically copy-pasted from google. 

The exam comes to an end and I’m thinking damn I am a bad bitch. I get up with a very bright and confident, “ Have a nice day!” but,

As I get up, my knee clashes with the table, which has 4 glasses of water. And.

I knock one over.

I apologize profusely. Back at the class my class teacher comes in and he asks through his mask, “ What did you break?” PANIC MODE.

“Nothing!”

“She asked you nothing?”

“Huh? OH! Yeah she asked me stuff but I answered everything. Ha hA.”

My classmate whom I already told what I did are loosing there shit in the bg. And that’s is the reason why I will be loosing sleep tonight. Thank you. 

[my-mother-is-ketterdam]

how about the phoebe joey thing but with nina and kaz

Nina: okay kaz, repeat after me, i

Kaz: i

Nina: love

Kaz: love

Nina: you, inej

Kaz: you, inej

Nina: i love you, inej

Kaz: you’re an investment 

Nina: 

Kaz: :)

[strangekindaerin]

Peter: *holding newborn Andrew for the 1st time*

Baby Andrew: *sleeping*

Peter: *sneezes on him*

Baby Andrew: *continues sleeping*

How many years apart are Peter and Andrew? I'd imagine Peter being 5-6 years older than Andrew.

[blossomszn]

Sophie and Howl Wales headcanon

I had a major HMC headcanon the other day about Howl and Sophie in Wales & thought I’d share...

Howl is dying to show Sophie some good music so he takes her to Wales to show his favourite vinyls from his teenage years. He asks Megan where his dusty box of vinyls are, and of course, Megan has sold them away and says Sophie can look through her boxes instead (I imagine Megan likes very typical mainstream music).

Howl starts looking through the box (Sophie is sitting there trying to work out what these weird black discs are), Mari comes over and spots her favourite that her mum used to play a lot when she was younger and begs howl to play it and because he can’t resist her cuteness he’s like fine... just this one...  Xanadu by Olivia Newton-John starts playing (yes I imagine Megan loved this girly pop hit) & Howl rolls his eyes but enjoys watching Mari dragging Sophie around the living room to dance, and he can’t stop laughing at Sophie’s miserable face, her two left feet, and her confusion to 80′s pop.