I lied, I’m doing fluffy stuff now:
Thomachiluc Fluff (College AU) @chilucult @ar-ma majority stories on AO3:
Minor TW: Mentions of knives and death by flute
Childe gets jealous when he sees Thoma and Diluc cuddling without him
Childe sleeps with like, one blanket and one pillow on purpose and Diluc calls him a monster; Diluc has an insane amount of pillows and blankets
Diluc has his apartment smelling like fall 24/7
Thoma brings the same roses he gave Diluc the night he asked him out on their 1 month anniversary
Diluc hides his sharpest kn!fe/kn!ves from Childe
Bc of Thoma’s pot luck game thing he’s banned from cooking (banned by Diluc he almost burnt the kitchen down and the food tasted bad)
Childe has a picture of Thoma and Diluc cuddling in his wallet
Childe owns a whale and narwhal onesie and he gets a shiba onesie and an owl onesie for Diluc and Thoma
Diluc hides his fluffy socks because Thoma and Childe steal them
The first time Rosaria and Diluc have another crime night while Thoma and Childe are there, they both get jealous and probably start a pillow fight for attention (the pillows ended up pinned to the wall with knives by Rosaria) “rosaria with knives is a Concept and I am here for it” - @chilucult
Thoma and Childe are now banned from crime night
Diluc has a violin buried in his closet
Thoma can play the bass bc he learned in middle school and it carried through high school
Childe can’t play a single instrument to save his life (that’s a lie, he just says that when he could probably unalive someone by just playing the flute)
Thoma and Childe beg Diluc to sing them to sleep if they can’t sleep
Diluc’s service dog jumps up on the bed at night to help with Childe’s nightmares (they’re pretty rare if he sleeps with Diluc and Thoma though) or service cat :)
Diluc can draw really well, amazing at sketching, or anything by pencil (he can do charcoal too and he has a picture in the living room of Childe and Thoma holding hands done in charcoal)
Childe’s insane and sleeps in boxers and socks. Guess who gets the most cuddles at night from Diluc. (Yes it’s Thoma because even in his sleep, Diluc will never cuddle Childe if he’s wearing socks. They even did an entire experiment on it.)