#thor shitpost

[lazy-cat-corner]

Odin: Hey, Frigga! Remember when you said you wanted another son?

Frigga: No.

Odin: [opens bag] Well, guess what I just found!

[incorrectthorquotes]

Bruce: Once when Thor and I were cuddling, he said, "I hope a volcano erupts and covers us in ash so we can be preserved like this forever", like what the fuck.

[starscreamingg]

behold... 

THORB

[keepthemacramesecret]

Thor Confirmed Lesbian (from The Avengers #8 1963)

[clints-cup-of-coffee]

Fandral's new catchphrase is Oops?

[nnatasha]

Loki: Thor, brother, are you calling me a liar?

Thor: well I ain't calling you a truther

[lazy-cat-corner]

Odin: Did I raise quitters?

Thor: N-

Hela: You didn’t raise us.

Loki: If you did, you would have raised quitters.

Hela and Loki: [high fives each other]

[lazy-cat-corner]

Motivation for 2020 2021 2022