#incorrect thorbruce

[thesunbettershineonthemagain]

guys,,,,,,,,, lighting emits gamma rays,,

in every lighting bolt thor is showing his love for bruce,,,,,,, im so soft you guys skehejsijenwwk

omg this means bruce wouldn’t have to worry about touching thor cuz of the gamma radiation cuz thor might like be immune or already have gamma in him???nebejsbebejsn

[incorrect-marvel-characters]

Valkyrie: Why does Thor call you babygirl??

Bruce: ...Why dont we stop talking for a while!

[thors-bruce]

bruce: got called gay at walmart yesterday

thor: what happened?

bruce: got called gay

thor: at walmart?

bruce: yeah it was at walmart

[incorrectthorquotes]

Thor: Me n the boys are gonna commit crimes and be gay!!

Thor: Whoops wrong person.

Bruce: Thor, we are in a Denny’s together. There is no way this is the wrong person

[the-magic-lava-lamp]

Thor: *Out of breath, leaning on a claw machine having spent all of his money*

Bruce: *Grinning ear to ear while hugging a stuffed bear*

Thor: Worth it

[peter-son-of-tony]

nat: what's up with thor? he's been laying on the floor for like... an hour now?

wanda: he's just a little overwhelmed.

nat: why?

wanda: bruce giggled

[stxphxn-strange]

Thor: Have you guys ever met Bruce Banner, the Scranton rep for Hammermill?

Tony: BRRRRUUUCCCEEEE.

Thor: Well, for the past six (6) years I have been sleeping with him in exchange for discounts on our supplies and Outback Steakhouse gift certificates.

Stephen: Jackpot.

[stqrmorastrevor]

Thor: [about Bruce and Gamora] How dumb do they think we are?

Peter: Sometimes Gamora leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.