#thor things

[scragglypigeon]

Gathering my headcanons and canon knowledge like you gather and tap documents to get them in order, nodding to myself and categorising Loki and Thor as extremophiles

[one-true-houselight]

Being a cleric of Thor

I have had a lot of great deity interactions, ranging from incredibly meaningful to fucking hysterical. This is one of the latter.

My family, standing in the kitchen: *talks about it raining*

Me, known Thor cleric, jokingly: I could also just ask.

Mom, challengingly: Ok. Ask him.

Me, shrugging: Alright.

*I do a small ritual with an electric candle and some Gatorade. A similar ritual has worked in the past, but this time I’m more just like ‘eh, do what you want’, because while I don’t think he’ll be offended by testing per say, I make it clear that it’s up to him. I tell my parents the same*

Later. I have drank the offering, as I am ought to do. My mom walks into the room.

Mom: So, didn’t you say you asked Thor for rain? How did that-

Immediately, an unmistakable rumble of thunder. Like. Cut her off. I begin to cackle.

I am of the opinion that science and religion can and should coexist and work together, and therefore I think that many cracks of thunder and bolts of lightning are simply that, maybe doing double duty as signs of physics and signs of the metaphysical.

But this one? I’m pretty sure this one was just Thor laughing, and I’m pleased to be able to laugh with him.

[thunderthighsareus-blog]

I was talking to Thor via pendulum earlier and he got stoked that we were making progress about things which made me excited about things

so we got a little outta hand and literally tried to see how big of circles the pendulum could swing it was a great big nerd time

[winter-deerling]

I do not recommend staying up till 3am reading Thor fanfiction cuz you will have a weird dream that you were trying to take a peaceful shower and then you're teleported to Asgard and Loki and Frigga are trying to convince you that you need to help them take over the throne and then you will have to shave Thor and push Odin off a mountain Trust me Just don't do it

[asgardsgodofthunder]

Headcanon time

(Thor sleeps without clothes. His room was also mostly decorated when he was still an arrogant young prince. He keeps weapons he likes/used to use mounted on his wall. There are like, forty for them. Thor really likes weapons.)

[asgardsgodofthunder]

(Thor's hammer is a she. Mjolnir's a she and she has feelings and Thor wuvs her. Yep.)

[kalamitis]

from now on I'm going to use sport video games to name all my short story characters.

Aaron "Big Papi" Asscrusher, UFC Middleweight Champion, 10-1 Record.

He likes puppies and clean fights. And poodle skirts.

[recklessruins]

I liked Loki and Thor pretty much equally.

I'm ngl I hated the romantic plot. It was stupid imho.

Tom Hiddleston was attractive as Loki, but I think I don't find him as good looking in a lot of his pictures and movies, etc. It could also be that I just have a thing for whimpering skinny men. I also just saw Kirk's dad and shiney blue galaxy eyes.

I am deep.