yasmin: ❛i gotta’ admit, i be tryna spill tiara’s tea.. she’s just too lowkey, like, it’s not fair.❜ she said smacking her lips.
tiara: ❛oh, please. why are you trying to get my tea? don’t be weird.❜ tiara said rolling her eyes, laughing. ❛we don’t need to do so much on my tea. keep it cute, ladies. y'all know that motto?❜
a loud BLEEP is heard before the recording cuts to the start of the podcast.
tiara: “welcome back! i’m so excited to jumpstart this episode. we’re going to be building gingerbread houses and also going to do this little trend.” she said, while smiling she looked over at the girls. “we also said we aren’t bleeping anything out so i’m very very nervous! i'ma let the girls say their one two before i start the game.” she said while waving at the girls. she started opening her gingerbread box, she set her things out carefully.
yasmin: “y’all, she made sure to add that in ‘cause she wants to say something crazy. don’t let her fool y’all, she’s not nervous, she’s dangerous..” she playfully warned the camera before speaking into the mic. “but, hey yapstars. you already know it’s yasmin ali, hopefully your favorite host and yapper by now. i’m here with the sexiest co-hosts alive, and i’m excited for today’s episode. everyone knows i can bring the heat, so it’s gonna get juicy.”
chantal: she smiled listening to tiara, her lips smacking almost instantly she waved once yasmin was done. “y’all already know, i’m chantallll the biggest yapper. i don’t know what tiara scared of. she never get attacked, i’m actually scared cause i don’t even know what we’re doing. i just showed up. pray for me.” she said chuckling softly as she shook her head. “y’all. if they start coming for me? just know i’m gonna empty the clip. i’m gonna try to get them back, going down swinging basically.” she said as she giggled. “okay t, start it off.”
tiara: tiara tried her best to set up her house until her heard the girls intro which made her side eye the both of them. “i don’t have any tea! i’m just a lowkey girl, that’s it. like yall never met one?” she asked raising her brows she looked at chantal. “excuse me? empty the clip? yall scaring me! i thought we were girls like what happened?” she asked laughing softly. “okay, so the game is called if you want to know how to: where we’re basically going to say for example ‘if you want to know how to have a chunky kitty, go to yasmin.” she said giving a quick example she laughed softly. “that’s not a shot at my phew! he big but he fluffy so not too much on him.” she said pointing to the camera, she leaned back. “if you want to know how to block a nigga but unblock the nigga, go to her.” she said pointing towards yasmin.
yasmin: “i never met one, and still ain’t meet one, ‘cause today? your tea getting put out. lowkey my ass.” she continued to threaten, with a chuckle before smacking her lips. “guys! we are girls, like oh my gosh. i might have to make a get along shirt for us at the end, the way we about to be tussling. like i’m scared. it’s no emptying the clip, please relax.” she shook her head, beginning to build the base of her home with the piped icing. hearing tiara’s example, yasmin began to blow a kiss towards the camera but gasped softly after further thought. “i thought you meant fat ma.. why are you talking about my son’s weight in public?! yeah, all bets are off. nevermind y’all!” she sat up more in her seat, a playful grin on her features as she listened to the first one. she snickered. “as i should. what they say in atlanta? he came trimmm.” she said, slowly nodding her head with a smile. “but if you wanna know how to befriend a future/potential opp? go to her.” yasmin grimaced, pointing at chantal.
chantal: “lowkey where…? yeah. see here she go lying and shit.” chantal said waving her off as she looked between the two of them. shrugging her shoulders seeing the two women she shook her head. “mind you, what do i really know? they panicking for nothing.” she said giggling as she listened to the example. nodding her head she laughed at yasmin’s reaction. “i thought she was talking about something else for sure.” she said as she raised her brow seeing yasmin point at her. “wait? who i befriended….crazy!” she said trying to think back before she realized it was her turn. “if you wanna know how to hide a whole nigga from your friends, go to her.” she said pointing to tiara as she crossed her arms with a smirk, before she went back to working on her gingerbread house, putting the structure together she held it as she looked between them.
tiara: “it’s my tea this, my tea that! have y'all thought that i don’t have any tea?” she asked pointing at them, placing her foundation down she bit the tip of her icing pack off and started to line it. “yeah, yeah. believe what she says now but i’m sure they gonna do something crazy. cause why is this all on me?” she asked, focusing on her house, she giggled not wanting to make eye contact as she mentioned her nephew. “oop? who?!” tiara looked while raising her brows. she pressed her lips together as she continued to trace her house until chantal spoke she snapped her head towards her. “what? they swear i’m hiding my man but somehow he’s always mentioned around these parts.” she said while squinting at them. “now, it’s like this shit ain’t even start off easy.” she said while laughing. “if you wanna know how to fake act like you don’t wanna be with a nigga but you really can’t stand to be apart. go to her.” she said pointing to yasmin.
yasmin: “oh, you don’t have any tea? ohhh, maybe you forgot. it’s okay, we refreshing memories today.” she said, reaching over to pat tiara’s shoulder. “don’t let chantal fool y’all, please. she’s the messiest one, and she peeps everything.” she said, using her thumb to point in her direction. yasmin looked between the both of them as she held her base steady so it could dry. “how y’all don’t know? the girl i wanted chantal to smack.. on both of our behalf’s, no shade.” she hinted, shaking her head as she thought about it before joyfully nodding her head at chantal’s answer. “boom! thank you! we hiding niggas in 2025 y’all? really? okay, aaliyah jay.” she piped along the edges, attaching the front and back walls. “tiara want it with me so bad! for the record, i am not with a nigga, like i don’t know what they talking about… anyways, if you wanna know how to be a good sisterwife, go to her.” yasmin said slickly, nonchalantly pointing at tiara.
chantal: “me?! messy? i’m not even close to messy and you know that.” she said shockingly as she tried to not laugh. “man…i don’t even wanna think about her. like eeeyuck!” she listened to yasmin and couldn’t help but let out a laugh as she put her two fingers together. “clock that because i swear. tiara swear she don’t be hiding a nigga. whole time…y’all knew?” she asked pointing at the camera as she tilted her head slightly. she laughed and clicked her tongue raising her brow. “oh the girls are tussling… who you was sisterwives with girla?” she teased looking at her before she pressed her lips together trying to think. “if you wanna know how to have feelings for a nigga but act like you don’t care about him go to herrrr.” she said side eyeing yasmin before she pointed, once her house was put together she went to start decorating.
tiara: “cause what i need to be out there for?” she said while looking at her she started adding gumdrops to her house on the corners. “ohh! i know who you talking bout now, i didn’t like her. been told y’all bout her and y'all acted like i didn’t know shit!” she said rolling her eyes, tiara looked at her raising her brows. “i’m not hiding him like, y'all crazy. i mean if you know then you know!” she said before dropping her gumdrop bag she looked over at yas. “this so unserious. a sister wife? be fucking serious,” waving her off she shook her head. biting the inside of her cheek before looking at chantal. “i wasn’t sister wives with anybody. like she made that up. cause who?” rolling her eyes she picked up the icing pack. “if you wanna know how to be with a nigga who got dub by everybody, go to her.” she said pointing to chantal.
yasmin: “chantal’s just lowkey messy, but it’s there. trust.” she whispered into the microphone. yasmin found herself chuckling at the girl’s reaction, shaking her head, icing along the top edges before placing the roof ontop of the house. “girlllll, tiara, we was on the same page, like don’t do that! she’s dust, but, i had to reminisce.” yasmin let out gleefully, with a sigh. pressing down gently on the roof, yasmin couldn’t stop snickering at tiara’s reaction. “all i’m gonna say is.. all the ladies if you feel me, help me sing it ouuuutttt,” she sang into the microphone. yasmin then cut her eyes at chantal. “why y’all keep saying that?! i don’t act like nothing, i’m just single. can y’all stop.” she protested, smacking her lips. hearing tiara’s next one, yasmin couldn’t help but to squeal, covering her mouth. “oop! oh my gosh.. i don’t even think i can upload this.. i bet the girls rethinking them bleeps now, i promise you that.” she said to the camera, with a head tilt. “if you wanna know how to have the worst taste in guys in your friend group, go to her.” she said, pointing to chantal, twisting her lips to the side.
chantal: “i’ve never been messy…with y’all.” she said making sure to emphasize the last part of her statement. “yeah. that was before she got weird. once i realized how weird she was i opened my eyes. speaking of which…never mind.” she said with a soft giggle before she smacked her lips hearing tiara “i’ma find out. just wait.” she nodded rolling her eyes as she heard the next one already knowing it was coming to her she shook her head. “see…here she go.” she did her best masking her smirk before she shook her head. “nobody’s rethinking…well y’all might.” she said before hearing yasmin she raised her brow. “i just know you aren’t talking…like you just sorta came up. stop it.” she said as she pouted. “i’m getting attacked. y’all see?” she built her house and looked between them. “never have i ever…wait wrong game.” pausing, she chuckled before she started over. “if you wanna know how to go missing for weeks, without letting your friends know where you going or who you’re going with…yeah. go to her, but if you wanna act like you’re not missing or ducked off with a man… go to her.” she said as she pointed to tiara first and then yas for the second comment smirking she looked at them.
tiara: “no, like really!” tiara said while she crossed her legs again she tucked one underneath her. she really was focusing back on her gingerbread house, finishing one side with her gumdrops she added some to the roof. “nah! cause that is crazy to say. never have i ever.” she clarified pointing to the camera. “you’re always just single,” tiara mumbled lowly as she zoned back in on her tasks. “oh! nah, some stuff gon have to be blurred, no shade.” tiara said while laughing she twisted her lips to the side nodding her head. “that is true, she’ll teach ya.” she poked at chantal before hearing her mention never have i ever which made her chuckle. “we’ll save that for next time.” she pointed out, raising her brows she pointed to herself. “missing for weeks?! it’s like a couple of days yall… they have my location. they don’t need anything else.” she said while laughing. “if you want to know how to fake play single, hard to get, but really really want a relationship go to her.” she said pointing to yasmin.
yasmin: “speaking of which, what? share with the class, chantal.” she said, with a playful squint. not paying tiara’s mumbling any mind, she immediately furrowed her brows at chantal’s response before her jaw dropped and she looked into the camera. “just and sorta is crazy! even my prospects are top shelf, the criteria is steep, honey. been!“ she tried to defend, shaking her head repeatedly. yasmin lowly giggled at the confusion as she began to draw mini heart shaped windows with her icing. “i don’t know how i’m missing or ducked off but everybody always knows where to find me. y’all, please tell me how that works.” she jokingly rebutted before shooting a look at tiara. “none of that is fake, all three of those things are true at the same time, like.. y’all tryna’ tarnish my character. i’m noticing. i’m just a lover girl in training.” she tried to appeal to the camera, with a bashful shrug. “if you wanna know how to act like you running shit with a nigga, but he actually the one controlling the program, go to her.” she said, pointing at tiara.
chantal: she went to decorate her gingerbread house, grabbing peppermints she tried to make them windows before moving on to a few m&ms. “just single but somehow always with the same man…oh.” chantal added to tiara’s statement with a soft giggle. shaking her head she looked at yasmin. “nothing to share. i redacted my own statement.” she chuckled and side eyed both of the fems at their reaction. “location on, but nobody really know where she be or who’s she with. honestly i think she be putting her location on her ipad. if you know…you know. and this one…” she said pointing to yasmin. “we lived in the same building for months and i only see her when we record. what that sound like america? how she go to houston and don’t tell me then she was supposedly alone..? she only know tw- let me stop before she bleep my whole part out.” she said with a sly smirk as she danced in her seat, humming before she went. “if you wanna know how to be anti-nigga and hate niggas but always with a nigga, go to her.” she said pointing to tiara.
tiara: tiara popped one of the candy canes into her mouth as she listened to the girls discuss, she rolled her eyes waving yas off as she pointed to her. “tarnish? girl! we just making sure the realest keep it real.” she said while laughing. “wait, what?” she asked while squinting her eyes at yasmin she nodded her head leaning back in her seat. “no! my ipad is usually dead anyways, i always let yall know where i’m at cause what if i get kidnapped?” she asked. “what do you mean yall lived in the same building? you don’t live there anymore?” she asked, once she clocked her bout houston she nodded her head. “exactly,” tiara’s head slowly turned to chantal before she just nodded in response. “thank you ladies for participating in the game. that was very lovely.” she said clapping her hands together she rolled her eyes as she laughed. “y’all see how they do me? they really trying to dig into shit like girl please!” she shook her head, holding up her gingerbread house that was halfway built. “i’m almost finished, it’s so cute.” she said placing it back down. “and for the record, i control the traffic. i’m not even anti-nigga! i just don’t like every nigga, i don’t like a certain lil nigga. i think niggas are already scary and unpredictable. like damn, niggas out here you gotta raised. but i mean if i keep one around me then i can’t be anti.”
yasmin: yasmin began to place mini candies in a uniform pattern, attempting to make it look like a print, as she chuckled and smacked her lips. “y’all gassing this man up so bad. i’m begging y’all, please. stop. i’m single.” she pleaded, shaking her head. “as long as we know i’m the realest.” yasmin grinned at the camera, but immediately snapped her neck in tiara’s direction. “wait, who do you let know where you’re at? nobody be knowing where you’re at, like girl bye.” she waved her off. “i was not even in houston with a man, chantal be ducking me ‘cause she owe me treats!” as tiara posed the question, her eyes widened in shock as she looked at chantal for an answer. “wait a minute..” her jaw dropped for a bit, but she shook her head. “i’m not gone speak on that, ‘cause i really don’t wanna have to bleep anything out.. but wowww.” she smugly smiled to herself, as she shook her head. finishing up her gingerbread house, she finally sat the icing down. “uhm, what certain lil nigga don’t you like? i think chantal was tryna’ say you fake anti-men, but hey!” she threw her hands up, dusting them off. “thank you for having us play, though. this game really opened my eyes to how male centered my friends are, so i will be booking a yapstars therapy session for january 2026. first, i wanna thank the sexiest co-hosts alive but before we close out, are there any allegations that you guys wanna clear up? anti-nigga denial aside, tiara?”
chantal: “ipad is always dead sounds like a good excuse. exactly! what if you get kidnapped?! we don’t even know the last person you was with.” she responded before rolling her eyes. “i still live there…oh gosh…here y’all go. i was just saying. don’t start.” she said smacking her lips as she eyed yasmin. “yeah….so you just so happened to go alone..to my city and didn’t tell me? okay.” she said in a sarcastic tone before she waved off yasmin’s comment about having to bleep something out. showing off her half done house she looked at tiara raising her brow. “i think i know who…but if she say a name…” she said as she looked down to eat another gumdrop. hearing yasmin wrap it up she shook her head. “mind you. yasmin needs the therapy. figure out what she actually want in life. the game was fun, we should do more of those. i just wanna clear up, yasmin and i still live in the same building…i think? i don’t know. i haven’t seen her in like four years so.” she said with a shrug to her shoulders while she gave yasmin a side eye. “mmm that’s it. we can wrap it up!”
tiara: "sure, sure. you're so single." tiara teased, she rolled her eyes as she glanced over. "y'all have my location. i gotta text yall where i'm going before i go? dang." she said while leaning forward. "hm, is that so? you weren't in houston with a man and chantal supposedly still stays in the building but yall haven't seen each other? but they call each other wifey, like i said fake." she pointed out looking between them. "i'm not saying what nigga i don't like. cause that's gonna be a whole episode. if i'm fake anti-nigga then—" she paused laughing. "anyways. yeah, this game really opened my eyes to see how easy it is to get jumped i ain't even did anything!" tiara nodded her head clapping as chantal finished. "nah, why you kinda right? she does need therapy but she won't go cause then she gonna out yap the therapist. you saying you think you live there? yall, ever see a girl confused bout where they lay their head?" she asked looking in the camera she shook her head. "yeah, i have no allegations to address. i'm pretty and paid! thank ya!"
yasmin: "still live there, mm. right. the real issue being even if she did move, y'all, we would not know. especially if it was with a man but.. i'll save that for the therapy session." she said, lighting tapping her temple. "yes! literally! i was actually running away from--." she abruptly stopped her self, discreetly letting the conversation pass. yasmin snickered lowly, nodding her head. "i know who she talking about too, but last time i agreed with tiara about that, the podcast almost got burned down with all of us in it. so." she said throwing her hands up. yasmin eyed the girls as the responded, make confused faces in the camera's direction as they went on. she let them finish before speaking up. "c'mon, guys. me? need therapy? don't believe them." she said sweetly to the camera, batting her lashes. "i hope you guys enjoyed this episode, hopefully on the next one we get down to the nitty gritty of chantal's living situation— is a man present or not? anddd mr. mystery— why is tiara hiding a grown man? only way to find out is by tuning into our next episode. if you wanna know how to cop the best treats in the city, go to the frosted factory, link in chantal's bio. if you wanna keep up with a real bad girl, go to ohsoyouti on instagram. and if you wanna know how to be single.. well, i’m yasmin ali, and thank you for listening!"
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on account of my recent hyperfixation on Madds Buckley's music I'm here to announce that Little Big Boy is the most Valkyrie Cain-coded song I've ever heard. please trust me it's not just the autism it's genuinely so incredibly Phase 1 Val. it's beautiful and it is going on my Valancholia playlist
speaking of which, I'm making a Valancholia playlist and I know about twenty whole songs that aren't from musicals so suggestions would be GREATLY appreciated
