kisses for the war god!!!
that one twitter kiss trend because im a freak who ships everyone with qingge and i held back on this one, i have more than these
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kisses for the war god!!!
that one twitter kiss trend because im a freak who ships everyone with qingge and i held back on this one, i have more than these
anyway like and subscribe to see flustered shishu
Don't genderbend Shen Jiu , self image issues supreme (he's going to spiral ) . Genderbend Liu fucking Qingge , PLEASE!!! , because he's simply not gonna care . The others however.......
I want Shen jiu to undergo the sheer horror of interacting with his least like shidi , who is..now.......a woman .
His brain shortcircuits and speedruns seven stages of grief in five seconds max , the last two involving more denial and then astral projection because he has a mild ( horrifying) deviation . He doesn't know what to do . His contigencies are failing . His vitrol evaporated and the brute , who looks like a beauty calamitous enough to cause wars has his hands folded and covered in monster blood . Like , he can't bully her !! That's a woman!!! Said woman just about punted him on his peak . He still doesn't want to draw his sword
I want every fucking demon falling for the Lady Cultivator that whoped their asses in five minutes . Chaos !! Marriage offers everywhere !!!! Nothing can be done here !! Liu Qingge still doesn't stop his routines , most of which are fucking off to find new monsters .
The sect leader is desperately trying to protect the honour of his newly acquired shimei and fight off suitors all while simultaneously trying to coax back his strategist who's ,.....stopped functioning . All together .
Shang Qinghua is drowning in paperwork . He's crying , probably .
Liu Mingyan is busy writing yuri rpf .
The sect is contemplating lockdown . Liu Qingge, unfazed , fucks off to fight monsters again .
Tianlang jun shows up. He has things to say .
I want to watch utter lunacy happen all because Liu Qingge becomes a woman ( and because Shen yuan has yet to found the fallacy of Gay Existences with the Pioneer Halo Of The Protagonist, the only thing keeping Liu Qingge safe as of now )
Scene from future Tianliu fic
Luo Binghe bursting into Liu Qingge’s rooms: I need you to act as Dowager Empress for an event real quick
Liu Qingge, feeding Tianlang-Jun peeled grapes: Fuck no. Go to hell.😒 LBH who knows Liu Qingge’s weakness: Fine…Tianlang-jun………………….Father, can you please convince your consort to serve as Empress Dowager for a night…..or two?
LQG: YOU-
TLJ: Hmm….🤔
LQG: Tianlang, don’t you dare!
TLJ: But dear, think of how ravishing you would look in the Dowager regalia.
LQG: That’s exactly why I don’t want to do it! Shen Qingqiu can do it!
LBH: Shizun doesn’t like this clan and they are hostile to him.
LQG: Then kill them.
TLJ: Darling, you truly know how to arouse me😏
LBH: Withold your flirting until I leave the room, please and thank you.😒 LQG: Hurry up and go, then😒
LBH: They are too politically important to kill off! Do you think I would be here begging for your help if I could have done that?! Tian-Father! Please! Talk to him!
TLJ: Darling-
LQG: Don’t you darling me! He wanted an empire, he got it and will deal with it’s shit himself!
TLJ: Come now, dear, won’t you do it? At least for me? I promise I’ll be there right next to you the entire time. I’ll make sure to match with you.
LQG: No! TLJ: And then, you would be able to watch me use my Big Bad Demon Lord voice that you love so much😏
LQG:……..😳
TLJ: And then, after, this Lord will have to snatch away his pretty cultivator and have his way with him. How could he resist after seeing his prize dressed so prettily?😏
LQG: ….😳…………….F-Fine! Fine, I’ll do it!
LBH:…..You have got to be fucking kidding me.
LQG: Shut up!
LBH: He purrs in your ear and promises to fuck you in his demon form and that’s enough?! LQG: SHUT UP!
LBH: And His demon features turn you on?!?!??! You, who made a whole fuss about Shizun being with me, a half demon, and yet here you are getting hot over HIM?!?!?!?!?!
LQG: Do you want my help or not?! Yes or no?!
LBH: Yes! Yes! Fine! I will send the Dowager regalia in two days.
LQG: Fine.
LBH: And for the love of everything, do NOT fuck in the palace!
Both: No promises.
#Danmei every day and #14 days of nagas
Tangled family ties
Thanks for your patience! For @raitala !
Liu Qingge with anyone, so long as he is blunt and upstanding on the outside, but can be reduced to a emotional or horny mess by the right person 👀 (spicy version on bsky!)
Hope TianLiu works for you! ✨
i love when fandom pairs tianlang-jun with yue qingyuan or liu qingge (or both) because it means he takes one look at a bad bitch and:
TianLiu for @liss-art 🐙