“One innocent comment from Ghost King Danny turned the Batfam’s quiet evening into full-blown AO3 chaos. Panicked, awkward, and extremely entertaining 🌪👻📚”
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Danny: “so… the AO3 fics about you guys are… actually really good😏👻”
Bruce: “…AO3? What’s that?”
Danny: “basically… people write stories about u. Like… fan stories 🤷♂️”
Jason: “wait… people write stories about us?”
Damian: “…romantic ones?” 😳
Tim: “yes, Damian. Welcome to the internet. It’s chaotic and slightly horrifying.”
Alfred: “Master Jason… do try to maintain decorum. Viewing these without some level of self-control could be… unwise. ☕”
Jason: “decorum? I don’t think that’s possible anymore…”
Dick: “okay… some of these are actually kind of funny. And some… weirdly accurate? 😅”
Bruce: “These are fictional accounts of our lives. I do not appreciate the… inaccuracies.”
Damian: “…they ship me with everyone. Why does this happen? 😑”
Danny: “it’s complicated. Basically… humans like chaos and drama. You’re all perfect for it 😎”
Jason: “I like this chaos. I need more. Show me everything, Danny. Everything.”
Tim: “Jason… you really have no idea what you’re getting into.”
Alfred: “…and I am fairly certain that none of this will end well.”
Dick: “honestly… this is better than I expected. I’m just… sitting back and enjoying it.”
Danny: “glad I could help. Also… you all are extremely entertaining in so many ways 👻✨”
Damian: “…I hate this. I hate all of this. But I also… kind of don’t?”
Jason: “oh no… some of these actually make sense?? how??”
Tim: “Jason, stop overanalyzing the fanfics and just… read them like a normal person.”
Dick: “normal is overrated. Some of these are weirdly inspirational.”
Bruce: “Inspirational? They literally have you guys doing things that never happened. This is… alarming.”
Damian: “…why is there a fic where I fight ghosts with… a pet raccoon?!” 🐾
Jason: “…that’s amazing. I want that raccoon. And the fic. Both.”
Alfred: “…I should go polish the silverware in case the internet breaks reality tonight.”
Danny: “don’t worry, Alfred. Just… let chaos exist. It’s fun 👻💫”
Damian: “…I feel like I’m being… judged by strangers online. And… I’m oddly okay with it.”
Dick: “that’s the spirit. Just embrace it. Meme energy, people.”
Jason: “this is going in my permanent Batfam chaos folder 😎📱”
Tim: “…I feel like I need therapy after reading some of these summaries.”
Bruce: “I need… fifteen minutes of silence. Preferably in another dimension.”
Danny: “well… consider that my gift to you all 😏👻”