#timblrdrake

[timblrdrake]

“I’m straight.” okay then whats with this bisexual lighting

“That’s a cop car, I’m a cop” okay then why are you holding my hand

“I’m putting you in handcuffs, you’re being arrested.” okay you literally have a crush on me

[actuallyredrobin]

okay, because this is a problem every year, here’s a GOTHAM CITY PSA:

DONT dress up as a rogue for halloween. i know their costumes are cool and it’s edgy or whatever but this will put you at risk of being mistaken for them

IF you’re going to dress up as a vigilante or hero, (flattering but inadvisable) i’d suggest not wearing the mask if your costume is particularly convincing- again, so you don’t get mistaken for the real deal

[dimblrtrake]

ooc

wow! i’m having a great second day at college! i hope im not missing anything huge happening on tumblr!

bernard is what now

[officialbruciewayne]

IS JASON USING YOUR ASKS TO SNITCH ON ME???

I suggest you take the matter up with him, but I have multiple sources. Such as your blog.

[finnblrdog]

hey yawl

[timblrdrake]

Waynes will say “i know a guy” and it’s just our dad or our butler

[timblrdrake]

i have a confession to make.

i used to give people lice on purpose.

to everyone who had the misfortune of being my elementary school peer: i’m sorry, it was me.

[timblrdrake]

yeah bruce gave birth to me