#timdrakewhumping

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Press, holding a microphone too close to Tim’s face at a gala: how are you settling in at the Wayne’s now you’re officially adopted?

Tim, with a confused face: What do you mean? I’m not adopted.

Press: ..What? No, you were adopted-

Tim: Bruce gave birth to me.

Bruce, behind Tim, nodding: Obviously.

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AGAIN SIS AGAIN!!!!!

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Something something Tim tearing up at his first Christmas with the Wayne’s because he’s used to presents being ordered by assistants while his parents are on digs and it’s always generic but Bruce gets him a personal present based off an inside joke and no he’s not crying it’s just he wasn’t sure if Bruce was just pretending to be happy he wasn’t here for dick’s sake but Bruce remembered and went out of his way to find the silly present and it’s cheap and stupid and nothing like what his parents would give him and it’s perfect because it means Bruce knows him, really knows him—

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Something something.. batfam not recognising the food scarcity mindset in Tim because he came from a rich family.. Tim hoarding food and only eating a little at a time.. Tim refusing to let anyone throw away food.. eating things he hates/is allergic too.. something something.. Tim’s parents not being home long enough to go food shopping for the house.. and now Tim knows how to make basic non perishables last months.. Tim who didn’t want to annoy his parents by asking for food/using their card to order it.. or his nannys or housekeeper by asking them to shop.. Jason is the only one who notices because he did (and sometimes still does) have similar habits.. anyways.

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Suddenly remembered how much dick loves Tim and my day is so much better. I love u dick and Tim the only brothers ever.

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“Tim really has beef with a thirteen year old?” They are siblings?? What’s the point if they don’t beat each other up?? What happened to good old “don’t break any bones or spill any blood on the carpet”?? And these guys are professional fighters. Idk

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I hate searching up Tim Drake addict and getting coffee addict Tim.. I need this man on COKE. NOW.

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Tim + Damian fic (PLATONIC!!! Brotherly BONDING!!! PLEASE) where dick tells Damian that he and Tim used to prank each other at their most casual and happy. Dick says he misses Tim, and Damian - aware that he’s part of the reason why Tim avoids the manor - decides to fix his relationship with Drake (NOT because he wants to make Grayson happy not at all).

The only problem is, he doesn’t know how.

After copious amounts of research (talking to the others about what they did with Tim and googling “how to befriend a sibling you have tried to kill”) he settles on the aforementioned pranks. The thing is - he doesn’t know any pranks. So again he turns to his helpful friend Google. Change his coffee to decaf, misplace his keys, move his furniture slightly to the left.

The thing is, Tim knows it’s Damian. He just doesn’t know they’re pranks. Queue a distressed call to kon about “he wants me dead!! No energy drinks in the house and decaf coffee?? He wants me sloppy so he can kill me!! Moving my bike keys?? He wants me unable to get to help!!! Moving my shit a few inches??? He wants me to go crazy!!!!

Damian confidently approaches Tim on patrol like he’s seen dick do in the past - before Bruce disappeared - and Tim looking absolutely horrified because this must be Damian approaching to complete his plan, and is he really going to kill him infront of everyone???

Idk just an idea or whatever brothers miscommunication trope