THE TINY GIRL PARADOX
It is quite an effective power move for a tiny girl to "mount" everyday household objects with extreme confidence and to showcase her dominance over the few objects that are still smaller than she is--such as the blueberry (pictured above) which is yeeted by her right foot, and the second blueberry (also pictured above) which is mogged by her left foot.
On one hand, this confers an air of surpassing preeminence upon the tiny girl in the illustration. Yet, paradoxically, it also has the effect of causing her to appear especially adorable, weak, helpless, and insignificant, as it draws attention to the fact that a mere blueberry is the size of a soccer ball to her--which somewhat undermines the effect of the power move, despite her seductive pose.
Understanding this paradox is key to unlocking the most rewarding range of G/t interactions, both in fiction and in real life.
This has been G/t Art History & Philosophy 101, with your instructor: the giant disembodied voice that probably speaks in a British accent.









