#tinyyoongi

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Okay but...

I can just imagine kpop groups sat in their dorms as trainees eating a whole fried chicken that someone managed to get from fuck knows where. They hear a knock on the door and one kid just picks up the whole chicken and just fucking launches it out the window. 

Like imagine if it hit someone or if their CEO just sees a whole fucking fried chicken flying passed his office window. 

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Baby Boy!Jungkook

-He would love being teased

-He’d push you away and whine like a baby but secretly love it

-Neck kisses would turn him on no end

-You’d start off softly kissing his lips, then slid down to his neck 

-Sucking on the soft skin and he’d release a high pitched whimper and hide his face in his hands

-His bunny teeth would always be his weapon

-He’s such a whiny baby

-”Noona, please buy me this”

-The pout would end any arguments

-Soft whimpers when you kiss his hipbones

-REALLY SENSITIVE

-He’d get hard from the slightest touch

-Always asking permission to cum

-He knew that teasing you always ended in punishment but he’d love the way you punish him

-Overstimulating him with toys and kisses

-Teasing his nipples through his shirt

-HICKIES....EVERYWHERE

-The little pouches of fat on his hipbones and tummy

-Big doe eyes that turn sinful when you touch him

-FUCKING GASPS AT THE SLIGHTEST TOUCH

-Tries to stop from whimpering and begging but ends up releasing the tiniest breathy whine

-This boy def has either a mommy or a noona kink

-Like how he look this cute and not want to be dominated

Welp have some sin

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Blue and Black Aesthetic by Tinyyoongi

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Black and White Aesthetic by Tinyyoongi

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Baby Boy!Jungkook Drabble

Sure! Hope this is okay :) All feedback is much appreciated x

You’d just finished a 12 hour shift at the local supermarket and all you wanted to do was lie down and sleep. Jungkook was up ready to greet you as soon as you walked through the door. With his big doe eyes and bunny smile which you’d normally coo at, but now all you wanted was the sofa and a comfy blanket. He pulls you into a warm bear hug and squeezes you tightly.

“Noona! I missed you so much. I already picked out a movie for us to watch, but you can choose something else if you don’t like. I got blankets and popcorn ready for us to stay up all night!” Jungkook says, eagerly pulling you towards the living room.

You sigh and just let yourself be pulled. The sight of the warm blankets on the sofa invites you, and you just collapse onto it. 

“Hey!” Jungkook says, pouting a little. “Where am I going to sit?”

He pushes you legs onto the floor and lays his head in your lap. 

“Ya! You can’t go to sleep, the movie hasn’t even started yet.” The black haired boy complains, his head warm against your thighs. 

You hear the opening titles just as you feel yourself drifting off. You wake up to Jungkook’s face right in front of yours.

“Jesus.” You mutter. “What?”

He giggles and lays back down in your lap. Jungkook carefully places your hand on his head. “Please play with my hair, Noona.” His voice is quiet yet slightly husky from laying down. 

A sigh escapes your lips and you softly brush through his hair with your fingers. The soft brown curls perfectly match his big brown eyes.

“Cuddle?”

“But I’m petting your hair.” You argue, far too tired for all of this.

Jungkook doesn’t give you a choice before climbing onto your lap and resting his head on your shoulder. “There. Now you can hug me with one hand and pet my hair with the other.” He says, laughing cheekily.

“Brat.” You mumble under your breath.

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Person A: *insults person B* Person B: *starts talking back* Person A: I’m your hyung, use honorfics Person B: *Tells Person A to go fuck himself using perfect honorifics*

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Blue x Purple Aesthetic

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So this bitch...

So my Japanese friend and I were just hanging out doing some shopping in England today and some old white lady comes up to us starts spouting some racist shit. My friend sorta just looks at me like ‘what the fuck??’. This woman decides to whip out her phone real quick and get up google translate (bearing in mind, she still doesn’t know that my friend is fluent is English), types in a whole load of bullshit and presses the speaking button for the automated voice to read out what she has written. After a few minutes of listening to this, it stops and this woman looks at my friend with the most shit-eating grin as if to say ‘now what are you going to going?’. Without missing a beat, my friend steps closer to this woman and says in perfect English “Bitch, do I look Chinese to you?”. The colour literally drained from that womans’ face.

Honestly, I wish you guys could have seen her face. Like the closest I’ve found to her reaction is this:

This old woman looked like we had just stabbed her whole family right infront of her, like bitch...what did you expect?