#tip your waitress

[kiddmandu1]

Maybe it was her Ex Ray?

See what I did there? Ta dum dum.

[crewman-six]

Parting Delusions

cynicism is simply the moment when belief can no longer fend off the truth of reality untempered by kindness or time and left to bleed out all hope till what once felt certain tastes only of dust and falsehood

Parting Delusions

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[knightlyss]

brennan: you see.... books

me:

[limelocked]

Im once again here to say that dreamsmp Wilbur fits Since I Saw Vienna by Wilbur soot too well

[artsyrosie]

Got a shitty pun.

Two asexual people having sex should be referred to as ‘doing nothing’ or ‘reproducing asexually.’

[misery-lake]

☄️ + Rex

OOH okay >:)

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Misery held her breath, not sure if she should even breathe let alone move. To her left was a beautiful creature with one of their legs over hers and black hair tickling at her ear. To her right laid the quaestor who held one of their still gloves arms over Misery’s abdomen. It was a Misery sandwich on sexy demon bread topped with confusion, mild fear, and some mental high fives to herself. 

How they all ended up in this situation was anyone’s best guess. Misery briefly sees flashes of the evening before; it was a meeting of the courtiers of which Nadia had very quickly lost control. The bitter bite of too much whiskey still clung to Misery’s tongue. She had expected to wake up next to someone but she hadn’t expected it to be two sexy demons who had expressed disdain with her shenanigans.

Misery would lay there for another twenty minutes before giving in to a sneeze and unleashing all Hell.

[ringringhookaringring]

[copperforge]

If a Kriegsman with 25 close combat kills isn’t an Ace Of Spades I don’t know what is..