#titans shenanigans

[outtamynoggin]

Roy: It's so unfair

Wally: What's unfair?

Roy: How so damn pretty Dick is!

Kori: *Positively smug* Of course he is beautiful. I tell him every day. Sometimes twice. Sometimes all night

Gar: *annoyed* It's so unfair! The guy could literally commit a crime and just smile his way out of it!

Wally: On that note, sometimes it's a good thing.

Roy: What?

Wally: One time, we got pulled over for speeding, and the cop let him go because he "looked trustworthy".

Gar: So?

Wally: I was driving.

[trexandfriends]

Titans shenanigans part 12

[derpytiger-rpblog]

Titans shenanigans part 3

I don't really post all of them in order

I don't really have context for this

[wordsofthefanfic]

It’s really around that time that Dick gets sick of playing good kid and remembers that he’s a kid who regularly rode elephants and jumped off high places for fun for the first nine years of his life.

Dick always goes a bit crazy. Or a lot crazy. Or reminds the world that he’s always been crazy. The Titans even before they became the Titans, being the amazing friends they are, enabled the hell out of him.

— Wild Child Day, Mayarene Rose

[outtamynoggin]

Dick, Donna, Wally, and Roy arguing over the TV remote

Wally: You already had the remote for an hour, Donna! It's my turn!

Roy: Yeah! Mine and Wally's! You and Dick have been watching that Housewives of Gotham show forever now - hand it over!

Donna: *dodging* Excuse me, it's our turn to continue watching because we missed last week's episode since you and Garth wanted to watch Knock Out! We're making up for the missing time.

Wally: Don't include me in this, I wan't even here! So technically, I should have the remote.

Dick: Or what?

Roy: Or we'll see just how much you and Donna like the sounds of our homemade Knock Out at 3 in the morning!

Wally: The Rem-

Dick: HOLD IT! Fine. We have a better offer.

Roy: What?

Dick and Donna: *exchanging long glances before looking back at the two*

Dick: We had a feeling you would say this, so.

Donna: In exchange for letting us have the remote for this week AND next week-

Roy and Wally: *Scoffing* yeah, right.

Donna: -Dick and I will kiss.

Roy and Wally: *Dumbfounded silence*

Wally: Wait, what?

Dick: *straight face* Donna and I will kiss for one minute.

Roy: ...how long?

Donna: One. Full. Minute.

-One hour later, Dick and Donna are watching the TV and Roy and Wally are in Roy's bedroom, sitting on the bed and staring blankly at the wall-

Roy: Totally worth it.

Wally: *dazed* Oh yeah.

Roy:

Wally:

Roy: ...Fish boy's gonna be really jealous he missed it

Wally: *grinning* You're awful

Roy: Hell yeah. I'm going to text him right now.

Wally: I want live updates!

[outtamynoggin]

DC's walking immunity shot

Villain/villainess: *purring* Well, well. Hello boys and girls. You must all be in awe of me. Come to me, and I'll show you the real definition of power. Anything you want as long as you bow down~

Donna, barking orders: Continue attacking on the left flank, magic users - concentrate attack power in short bursts. Physical fighters - alternate blows with magic users!

Villain: *fighting them off* Wha- are you made of stone?! Why aren't you seduced by me! No one can resist me!!

Heroes: *stopping in mid-battle and sharing a collective look.*

Villain: *instantly smug* I knew it.

Heroes: It's immunity thanks to Nightwing.

Villain: ...excuse me?

Roy: Imagine being in close quarters with him every day. It’s both the best and worst thing you can experience.

Starfire: Truly, it is agony. One moment, he is a glowing celestial body of perfection. The next, he is making puns while doing acrobatics in skin-tight kevlar and nomex suit.

Wally: *staring off into the distance* You ever see someone do a quadruple backflip while their hair shines like a Pantene commercial? It. Changes. You.

Hal: I have been beaten in battle before, but I have never been beaten in attractiveness. Until I met him.

Kara: Him just being there, here, or anywhere causes involuntary blushing. It's so embarrassing!

Villain: *gaping* No. No, no, no. I refuse to accept this. You're telling me that everyone has developed a full-blown resistance to seduction because of ONE man?!

Heroes: *All slowly turn to look at Nightwing, flipping over an explosion, sweat glistening, jawline sharper than a sword, doing some unnecessarily graceful fighting move while he somehow makes finger guns at the same time*

Villain, staring at him:

Nightwing, landing perfectly:*smirking* Hey there.

Villain: *grabbing their chest and sweating profusely* …Oh.

Jason, with dark circles under his eyes because he's seen this exact scene so many times it's engraved in his head: Yeah. Come back when you look like him.

Tim, who is ALSO very familiar with this scene: *bow staff somehow gleaming threateningly* And don't try to get together with him.

[outtamynoggin]

Dick, walking into the Titans’ living room: hey

Garth and Wally grabbing pillows

Garth: I have a wife! Begone, Temptress! Back away!!

Dick: ?? I just said hi??

Dick: *turning to Wally*

Wally: *immediately raising his pillow threateningly*

Dick: ?????

Roy, moving closer: I don’t have a wife *wink* *wink*

Dick: 😐 …I was going to say that I formulated the match ups this week for who’s going where to assist the other Titans teams, but I’ve changed my mind. You’re all on cleaning duty.

[outtamynoggin]

The titans for sure have a separate group chat without Dick exclusively to talk about all the shit Dick gets up to.

The tone so oscillates between anger and awe.