Happy Hanukkah, Rachel. I'm sure Jesse'll make sure you get some good bling or whatever. And, hey, happy birthday too. You're gonna be swimming in gifts.
Happy Hanukkah to you too, my fellow half Jew and beloved friend! While Jesse is immensely talented at selecting the perfect shiny-based gifts for a starlet, he has actually chosen to make this Hanukkah glamorous in another quintessentially starry fashion by way of daily spa treatments. I was made for the fabulous and plushy wardrobe choices of spa-life, albeit with a slightly pink twist, and, although I could never give up my destiny as Barbra's heir to embrace the socialite-esque life, I can't wait until the paparazzi start stalking me to my weekly spa appointments and my fans desperately try to steal and copy my valuable beauty tips and tricks! Why, thank you very much, and I look forward to hearing about your charity of choice as I am a little shocked to read your apparent surprise over the impending anniversary of my birth. The creation of a star is hardly a discreet or trivial event, Jacob.