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matt: relax. just act mature

alex: okay act mature got it

*on the date with miles*

miles: so what do you do for fun

alex, in a serious voice: taxes

*at miles’ birthday*

alex: so for your birthday i wanted to get you something cool, gorgeous, and funny

miles:

alex: but then i remembered you already have me

miles: is that seat taken? *points to seat next to alex*

alex: *kicks seat* what seat?

miles:

alex: this one’s free tho *points to lap*

miles: you're such an idiot

alex: oh

miles: i love idiots

alex: oh

alex: OH

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