Mar 25, 2021
*Alex and Miles skipping stones on lake*
Alex: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Miles, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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*Alex and Miles skipping stones on lake*
Alex: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Miles, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
miles: you're such an idiot
alex: oh
miles: i love idiots
alex: oh
alex: OH
Miles, to Alex: Shall I get you a step stool so you can look in my eyes when you threaten me?
alex: do you have a problem?
miles: mental or physical?
alex: yuh
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Alex: can I give you some advice?
Miles: is it about my clothes?
Alex: yes, but it’s too late for that now
Miles: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Alex: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Miles: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
Miles: I’m going to take you out
Alex: great, it’s a date!
Miles: I meant that as a threat.
Alex: See you at five!
Miles: I saw you hanging out with *insert name here* yesterday
Alex: Miles, it’s not what you think-
Miles: I WONT HESITATE, BITCH