#incorrect arctic monkeys

[duplen7icy]

alex: hey, i got some advice for you miles: i didn't ask for any advice alex: well too bad. i'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one that talks to me.

[incorrect-arctic-monkeys]

Jamie: *Gently taps table*

Alex: *Taps back*

Nick: What are they doing?

Matt: Morse code.

Jamie: *Aggressively taps table*

Alex: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

[pretty-ugly-visitors]

alex: miles, i'm sad.

miles: *holds out arms for a hug* it’s going to be okay.

nick: jamie, i'm sad.

jamie, nodding: mood.

[oneofthoseghostcookies]

Matt: I love this whole “good cop, bad cop” thing you’ve got going on.

Alex: It’s not really a thing. It’s just that Miles is nice and I’m not.

[duplen7icy]

matt: relax. just act mature

alex: okay act mature got it

*on the date with miles*

miles: so what do you do for fun

alex, in a serious voice: taxes

[duplen7icy]

matt: SKDJSKFJKDK

alex: what is that?

nick: it’s a keyboard smash

alex: how do i do it?

matt: just press anything lol

alex: 7

[duplen7icy]

miles: is that seat taken? *points to seat next to alex*

alex: *kicks seat* what seat?

miles:

alex: this one’s free tho *points to lap*

[duplen7icy]

matt: *trying to fill out legal paperwork* were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

alex: bold of you to assume i was born at all

nick: i personally was created in a lab

jamie: i just straight up spawned lol