#incorrect tlsp

[duplen7icy]

alex: hey, i got some advice for you miles: i didn't ask for any advice alex: well too bad. i'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one that talks to me.

[pretty-ugly-visitors]

alex: miles, i'm sad.

miles: *holds out arms for a hug* it’s going to be okay.

nick: jamie, i'm sad.

jamie, nodding: mood.

[incorrect-arctic-monkeys]

*Alex and Miles skipping stones on lake*

Alex: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Miles, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

[duplen7icy]

matt: relax. just act mature

alex: okay act mature got it

*on the date with miles*

miles: so what do you do for fun

alex, in a serious voice: taxes

[duplen7icy]

miles: i’m so tired, i couldn’t sleep last night

jamie: you know they say if you can’t sleep it’s because someone’s thinking about you

miles: who the fuck is thinking about me at 3 in the morning?

alex: *gay panic*

[duplen7icy]

miles: is that seat taken? *points to seat next to alex*

alex: *kicks seat* what seat?

miles:

alex: this one’s free tho *points to lap*

[incorrect-arctic-monkeys]

Miles, to Alex: Shall I get you a step stool so you can look in my eyes when you threaten me?

[incorrect-arctic-monkeys]

alex: do you have a problem?

miles: mental or physical?

alex: yuh

source: @the-red-rainy-perytons