#todd scott

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Todd: I am such an idiot!

Jade: ...

Todd: ...

Jade: If you’re waiting for me to disagree, we’re gonna be here for a long time.

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- Jensen with Todd Scott. Dark Angel/Supernatural stunt double. 

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Todd: Hey, Zach sneezes like a girl!

Zach: And how 'bout I pound you like a boy! That didn't come out right.

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Jade: [Says something in another language]

Zach: I know, I know.

Todd: You know Spanish?

Zach: No. I just know the phrase, “This is all your fault” in every language she speaks.

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Zach: Would it be insensitive to mention that my grandfather's eighty-fourth birthday's coming up?

Todd: Eighty-four already? Wow.

Zach: Uh-huh. We're having a big birthday dinner for him on Thursday night.

Todd: All right. You give him my best.

Zach: You do it yourself. You have to come with me.

Todd: What? No. Not your family.

Zach: I can't spend the night defending the fact that I still live alone to my family.

Todd: You never told them we broke up?

Zach: You want to make a man miserable on his eighty-fourth birthday?

Todd: You want me to pretend that I'm your boyfriend?

Zach: Yes, between 6:30 and 10 on Thursday.

Todd: Ugh. Zachary, you're an adult. You can't live your life afraid of what your family thinks.

Zach: Todd, it's not going to be like this forever. (brightly) One day he'll die!

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Lian: Do twins have the same size dick?

Mar'i: Now we're asking the real questions!

Todd: As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister's.

Jade: But my balls are bigger.

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Calgary, Alta. – The Western Hockey League announced today that Todd Scott of the Edmonton Oil Kings has been named the WHL Vaughn Goaltender of the Month for January 2019.

In 245 minutes of action during the month of January, Scott sported a perfect 4-0-0-0 record, 1.47 goals-against-average, and stopped 103 of 109 shots for a 0.945 save percentage. Scott’s strong play was part of a 7-3-0-1 record for the Oil Kings in January that saw them build a three-point lead atop the crowded Central Division standings.

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Todd: Oh, hey, Boss, you get my report on the Finley murder?

Bruce: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.

Todd: Good. Thanks, Dad. [Everyone is suddenly goes quiet.] Why is everyone staring at me?

Jade: You just called Bruce "Dad". You said, "Thanks, Dad."

Todd: What? No, I didn't! I said, "Thanks, man"!

Bruce: Do you see me as a father figure, Todd?

Todd: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me!

Mar'i: Hey! Show your father some respect!

Todd: I didn't call him "Dad"!

Bruce: No, no, no, no, Theodore, I take it as a compliment.

Ibn: It's not a big deal. I called Mar'i "Mom" once and she's my fiancé.

Todd: Guys! Jump on that! Ibn has psycho-sexual issues!

Olivia: Old news. But you calling Bruce "Daddy" -

Todd: Hey, "Daddy" is not on the table here.

Bad Guy: You did call him "Dad", dude.

Todd: You shut up, all right? You've done nothing but lie since you got here.

Bad Guy: Alright, alright. I was lying about the holdup. But the "Dad" thing? That happened.

Todd: Aha! He admitted that his alibi was a lie. It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan.

Bruce: I believe you.

Todd: Thank you.

Bruce: Son. [Todd sighs in frustration] You wanna talk about it later over a game of catch?

Todd: [whispers] I'd like that.