MARRIED + cissus & kit .
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor - kit, since narcissus is a bit picky about living space. unless it was a quick fuck.
forgets to run the dish washer - kit.
pumps gas for the car - narcissus
drives when they’re going somewhere - both of them take turns. but cissus prefers driving so kit is free to chatter in the front seat.
rearranges the furniture - kit, since he’s impulsive.
falls asleep with the TV on - the both of them at the same time, after netflix and chill.
gets to use the bathroom first - kit. i feel he takes longer to get ready.
decides the temperature for the ac/heater - both of them fight for it. cissus likes really cold temps.
sets up holiday decorations - neither. they only start it after two years of being married once they’re comfortable the other won’t leave.
leaves the lights on - cissus. he likes light.
uses the bathroom with the door open - both. to tempt the other one into the shower.
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber) - cissus takes care of day to day things.












