Aug 7, 2024
Annatar: The absolute nerve of some people, comparing your forge work to that of Fëanor. We all know who is the superior smith.
Celebrimbor: 🥹
Annatar: Me.
Celebrimbor: 😢
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Annatar: The absolute nerve of some people, comparing your forge work to that of Fëanor. We all know who is the superior smith.
Celebrimbor: 🥹
Annatar: Me.
Celebrimbor: 😢
yoo it's 3am and i made a tolkien quiz :) im sorry my brain is really dead but i put a lot of energy in it and it's mainly 'silmarillion, hobbit and lost tales' sooo yeah also sorry not sorry about the bagginshield sparks i couldn't stop myself
link is in the reblogs
Guys....I named him Thorin....I love him soooooooo muuuuuuuuch 😭💕
elves would be HOES for hairwork mourning/attachment jewelry do not @ me
How you make Tolkien Trash swoon on Valentines Day. @messybitch802 loved it! (Shortbread iced cookie made by yours truly during my lunch break at work(Baker by night, artist by day))
Elrond, Thranduil, and Galadriel all became high level Marvel villains and I’m prett sure I can confidently assert the following:
1. Valinor is just outer space. The elven boats that sailed west were space ships.
2. The infinity gems? Simarils.
Bananattar and Celebimbo, peak Tolkien
wow! 7 more clickhole articles as characters from the Silmarillion!
Numenoreans: The Power Of Teamwork: When A Whale Washed Up On Shore, This Community Banded Together To Disobey God’s Plan
(more) Maglor: Ugh, So Obnoxious: This Guy Just Pulled Out An Acoustic Guitar At A Party And Killed Someone With It
Turin: Heartbreaking: This Kid Is Still Talking As If He Could Possibly Dig His Way Out Of The Hole He Dug When He Said He Thinks His Sister Is Hot
Sauron: 5 Signs That The Werewolf You Turn Into During A Full Moon Is A Total Neat Freak
Andreth: Heartbreaking: This Old Woman’s Family Put Her In A Nursing Home And Now John Stamos Hardly Ever Comes By To Have Sex With Her
Elwing: Doctors HATE This! I Used One Weird Trick To Get Covered In Feathers And Fill My Anus With Bees And You Can Too
Celebrimbor invites Annatar to stay in Ost-In-Edhil: No, Taylor, What Are You Doing?!? Taylor Swift Has Made Casey Anthony An Official Member Of Her Girl Gang