Jul 21
New crack theory: the Took fairy-wife was the last Entwife
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New crack theory: the Took fairy-wife was the last Entwife
POV: you’re on a zoom meeting with the Lady of Ithilien
Maitimo Immortal
Hi my name is Maedhros Nelyafinwë Well-Shaped Coppertop and I have long copper hair (that’s how I got my epessë) that reaches my mid-back and glowing eyes radiating white fire orcs flee before and a lot of people tell me I look like Lady Nerdanel (if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m related to my father. He was a major fucking hothead, and I made some very bad choices myself, which I'm commited to not do again. I’m NOT an orc but my teeth are very sharp. I have freckled skin. I’m also a warlord, and I run a fortress called Himring on a hill called Himring in Eastern Beleriand. I’m a Son of Fëanor (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly red. For example today I was wearing a warm fur coat with a matching Star of Fëanor brooch from Himlad Topic, warm red tunic, warm red trousers and warm black boots. On my face I had cream protecting it from the cold. I was patrolling the walls of Himring. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, but I knew Fingon is visiting soon which I was very happy about. I looked at Thangorodrim and put up my middle finger at it.
Crossposted from my AO3.
Indis: I wouldn’t necessarily die for Fëanor but I would need bail money
Elrond Invents LaCE
Got into a discussion today about LaCE, which lead me to realising I've never posted this one shot on AO3:
Elrond Invents LaCE
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences No warnings apply Words: 660
Elrond has to think on his feet when a very persistent mortal wants to be his mistress.
Note: Elladan and Elrohir are 78 here. Arwen has not been born yet. This has nothing to do with the fic, other than a comment by Elrond.
tag index: tolkien's legendarium
LINGUISTICS
gen: tolkien was a linguist, tolkien's legendarium is a musical.
creation myth: the music of arda, the ain[].
songs of power: epic bard-off, tra-la-la-lally.
the oath of feanor
qenya: it's míriel þerindë (noldorin poitics), the qenya ban, þe letter þorn (thorns), noldorin, vanyarin.
telerin: falmari, sindarin, avari.
khuzdul: sacred speech of tolkien dwarves.
other languages: [cirith], rumil, tengwar (feanor's alphabet), hobbitish, rohrr[ic], tolkien's english, westron (lingua franca of the third age).
exact words (eowyn, pippin & the witchking).
historiography: red book of westmarch (bilbo POV), word of elrond (elrond POV), the noldolante (maglor POV).
THE FIRST AGE aka "SILM"
the silmarillion: war of the lightbulbs.
alqualonde (later, the first kinslaying)
losgar (burning the swan ships) & crossing the helcaraxe
live from angband ft victims of þauron
thangorodrim & the first sunrise
dagor xyz
nirnaeth [arneiad]
the sack(s) of doriath (the second kinslaying)
the fall of gondolin
the third kinslaying (ft your mother is a seabird)
the war of wrath (your gods sunk half the continent)
POST-SILM MIDDLE-EARTH
the second age
numenor: the rebellion of.
third age: there and back again (the hobbit), battle of the five armies, time to assassinate þauron (lotr).
the AINUR
the valar: middle-earth's divine pantheon. they're gods but not THE "god" (that's eru iluvatar & swearing by 'm is dangerous).
melkor: have you tried blaming morgoth, live from angband, time to invent sunblock (melkor's mad science), tolkien dragons, glaurung, maeglin was a teenager, a bad day to be turin.
the aratar (ruling valar): manwe, varda, ulmo, yavanna, vaire, namo (mandos), irmo, nienna, vaire, orome, tulkas, nessa.
just ulmo things: the sundering sea, sailing west, osse, [uien]
sauron: mairon (valarin POV), þauron (feanorian POV), live from angband, tolkien werewolves, the rebellion of numenor, annatar, the original horcrux.
olorin: gandalf the grey/white (in the third age), balrog slayers (ft glorfindel&ecthelion), tharkun (dwarf pov).
other ainur: vana, the maiar, mairon (sauron), eonwe, arien (carries the sun), [] (carries the moon), [] (saruman), if found please return to cirdan (the blue wizards), radagast.
thorondor: best birb, sorontar, not-actually a maia, the eagles are coming (meta), thangorodrim, mt doom.
FEANORIANS & KIDNAP FAM
miriel: it's míriel þerindë (noldorin politics).
fëanáro: bastard of valinor, femme feanor, political feanor.
the feanorions (sons of feanor)
maedhros: russandol, maitimo nelyofinwe (pre-morgoth), russo, thangorodrim, maedhros the very tall, russingon (fingon/maedhros).
maglor: makalaure (pre-qenya ban), the noldolante (noldorin history), the mad (post-war of wrath), beach cryptid, laure.
celegorm: tyelkormo (pre-ban), celegorm/orome, tyelko.
caranthir: carnistir (pre-ban), moryo.
curufin: atarinke, trans man curufin, curufinwe the second, curufin's wife, parentage of celebrimbor, curvo.
the ambarussar: amras&amrod, pityafinwe, telufinwe, losgar (crispy amrod).
cousin celebrimbor: curufinwe the third, tyelpe&narvi, tyelpe&lomion, victims of þauron, tyelpe.
kidnap fam: post-sirion feanorians, elrond&elros, maedhros&maglor, other &'d variations of the four.
elrond peredhel: your father works in hospitality (arwen POV).
elros tar-[minyatar]: your brother founded numenor.
HOUSE OF THINGOL (elrond POV)
thingol meta: damnit thingol (i hold grudges).
thingol&melian: meet-cutes in nan elmoth.
melian the maia
eldritch peredhil (theories on maia heritage)
beren&luthien
dior: your grandpa was high king of the sindar.
elured&elurin ft the second kinslaying
elwing: your mother is a seabird, the third kinslaying.
earendil: see "house of finwe".
elrond&elros: raised by feanorians.
elrond: your father works in hospitality, council of elrond, the last homely house (imladris meta), team imladris (house of elrond), peredhel, herald of gil-galad (musician elrond).
elros tar-min[]: your brother founded numenor.
fourth gen peredhil: elladan&elrohir, arwen undomiel.
fifth gen: []
in-laws: nimloth, your father is a star (earendil), celebrian, king elessar (aka aragorn).
grandpa cirdan
HOUSE OF FINWE
high kings of the noldor: finwe, fëanáro, maitimo nelyofinwe, makalaure, fingolfin, fingon the valiant, who elected turgon, scion of someone, arafinwe.
indis, findis & lalwen
house of fingolfin & anaire
fingon: the valiant, findekano, finno, balrog slayers.
turgon: turukano, who elected turgon, turgon's isolationist policy.
aredhel: the white (racism in the legendarium), irisse, meet-cutes in nan elmoth, maeglin was a teenager (meta), the fall of gondolin.
arakano: alas poor argon, dagor [].
house of arafinwe & earwen
finrod: findarato, late night gigs at beleriand, finrod&beor, nargothrond, victims of þauron.
angrod & aegnor
artanis: her name is nerwen (gender meta), scandalous galadriel (character study), your mother-in-law is galadriel (elrond POV), lothlorien, lockbearer (gimli&galadriel), house of elmo (cousin celeborn).
third gen finweans: tyelpe (see feanorians), orodreth, idril, maeglin.
earendil: the mariner, your father is a star, evening star.
fourth gen: finduilas, earendil (see above), celebrian.
human relations: beor, beren, andreth, haleth, tuor, bad day to be turin.
king elessar: strider, son of arathorn, aka aragorn.
OTHER ELVES
the eldar (tolkien elves): qendi, cuivienen, tolkien elves, the great journey, sailing west, mandos.
the vanyar: valmar, ingwe, indis, ingwion, the host of valinor, amarie.
the noldor: noldorin politics, tirion, nerdanel, anaire, formenos, feanorians, exilic noldor, himring, nargothrond, gondolin, your gods sunk half the continent (avari POV), the noldolante, eregion, imladris.
gondolodrim: ecthelion, glorfndel, rog, turgon's isolationist policy, the fall of gondolin, balrog slayers.
the teleri: falmari, alqualonde, olwe, earwen, falathrim, grey havens, cirdan, sindar, doriath, damnit thingol (elwe), iathrim (elves of doriath), high kings of the sindar.
house of elmo: elmo, galadhon, galathon, celeborn, nimloth, oropher, thranduil, legolas greenleaf.
the avari: dark elves, the elves who stayed, eol, nandorin, denethor the first, laiqendi, moriqendi.
gil-galad theories: mae-galad (maeglin), fin-galad (finduilas), scion of someone/russingon/orodreth/himring.
orcs: live from angband, time to invent sunblock.
THE KHAZAD (tolkien dwarves)
durin the deathless: durin's line, once&future durin.
clans: longbeards, firebeards, blacklocks...
dwarven settlements: khazad-dum (later moria), halls of mahal (dwarven afterlife), the blue mountains, sunken beleriand, iron hills, erebor, aglarond (the glittering caves).
anti-semitism in the legendarium
dwarrowdams: femme dwarves, the lady dis.
gimli: son of gloin, elf-friend (elven POV), lockbearer (as champion of galadriel), the three hunters, lord of aglarond.
gimli/legolas: gimleaf (currently preferred), gimlas, gigolas, smuggling your dwarf to valinor (retired tag).
OTHER TAGS
gil-galad theories: mae-galad (maeglin lives), fin-galad (finduilas), scion of himring, scion of russingon, scion of orodreth.
scandalous finweans (queer elves): noldorin politics, femme feanor, russingon, celegorm&orome, trans curifin, tyelpe&narvi, finrod&beor, scandalous galadriel.
disability: post-thangorodrim (maedhros body horror), helcaraxe, they named her silverfoot (idril with literal silver feet).
elves are cryptids & eldritch peredhil
my photosynthesizing elves agenda: trees & starlight, glowy elves, elves are cryptids, the feyfolk.
general setting: [ea], arda, middle-earth, new zealand as middle-earth.
aman: valinor, elf heaven,
endor: the eastern continent, also called "middle-earth".
beleriand: the western region of endor & the primary setting for first age middle-earth. sunk by the valar during the war of wrath.
human settlements: numenor, rohan, gondor.
hobbits: hobbiton, pipeweed is weed, bilbo, frodo, samwise, merry&pippin.
orientalism in the legendarium: haradrim, easterlings, pirates & numenor.
adaptions: peter jackson's lotr, pj's the hobbit, [imperialism].
Huan and Lúthien approach Sauron at Tol-in-Gaurhoth, FA 465