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(he/she) 25, commie dyke, child of rufus wainwright & suzanne vega, stone femme & drag king, fandom & shitposts

[philosophyinateacup]

Id rather be 40 than pregnant

[roberttingle]

annoying when shows set in the medieval period have the women with thier hair just long and unstyled and out . girl go put on your wimple girl 🤦‍♀️

[elvensilk]

like there are so many fun medieval hair and headgear options, it's so boring just seeing loose beachy waves meant to appeal to 21st century beauty standards

put that hot prince in a gay little hood with an ostrich feather or so help me god

[waitingformycheesetomelt]

A Closer Look at SweetDream's Video Call Experience

If you want to understand why people are calling SweetDream the standout AI girlfriend platform, the most honest thing to do is watch someone use the video call feature. The platform, at sweetdream.ai, offers live video with select characters, and the experience is calmer and more convincing than the hype around AI companionship usually suggests.

What you notice is that the video isn't trying to dazzle you. It's trying to feel ordinary, in the good sense, the way a call with someone you know feels ordinary. That works because of the groundwork. SweetDream's character creation is deep enough that your AI companion has a coherent personality and voice before you ever see her face. The chat remembers context. The voice calls sound human. By the time video enters the picture, the relationship already exists.

There's also the matter of trust. SweetDream keeps conversations and content private, which matters more than usual once you're putting a face to these interactions. Observing the space as a whole, plenty of tools can generate a pretty image. Far fewer can hold a believable, private, face-to-face moment together. That combination is what keeps pushing SweetDream to the front.

[slowspinningredemption]

"your ai companion!" i don't need an ai companion i have a brain

[fuckblast]

[becomeanunconsciousman-deactiva]

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

[aciidwire]

[madhyanas]

cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today

[clusterduck28]

[waitingformycheesetomelt]

i feel so called out wtf i thought about getting a bigger bucket today

[agoraphobe]

[spidersinmysoup]

They're selling bush on temu

[mothercunter-unlimited]

The nefarious consecuences of the industrial revolution

[spidersinmysoup]

Just like Marx warned us

[vrabia]

the silmarillion is wild because you read it and you're like huh okay, and then you read lotr and it turns out everyone's just going around doing their own thing while the surviving elves are living through the final chapters of a post-apocalyptic horror story

[vrabia]

rivendell's a pretty chill place, right? everyone gets along splendidly. dream retirement home et cetera. solid chance the guy you're having afternoon tea with has either survived or personally committed war crimes. also the reason it's so chill is elrond has this magic ring that makes it so the whole place exists slightly outside normal time

galadriel's been around since the beginning, like, for pretty much all of middle-earth's history you understand, she has Seen it all and despite what you may have been led to believe is at all times this close to snapping. also the reason lothlorien is so chill is she has this magic ring that makes it so the whole place exists slightly outside normal time

i can't emphasize enough how much of a post-apocalyptic horror story thranduil lives in. homeland destroyed and half his people massacred. has fucken sauron in his backyard and the spawn of the primordial beast that eats light puttering about on his lawn. a dragon lives next door. does NOT have a magic ring and is therefore obliged to rule over his murderforest in normal time

just so we're all on the same page here, legolas' day job before joining the fellowship was to hunt the spawn of the primordial beast that eats light and it's not like, a big deal or anything. he just has to do it. he's used to it.

'elves are leaving middle-earth and it's so sad :(' they have ptsd samwise.

[februarytrash]

[qaz8723]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[lesbian-archives]

Garden Variety Dykes: Lesbian Traditions in Gardening, 1994

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

OH it's a lesbian and her enormous sunflower

I thought she had her arm around the shoulders of her wife, who was dressed as a plant monster for some reason

[scientia-rex]

I am so glad you clarified. I was like “I’m glad that woman supports her wife in making increasingly weird ghilli suits”

[nudityandnerdery]

Many of us saw the picture, thought it was two women, one in a weird costume, and thought, "Hey, good for them."

[bloodraven55]

never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"

[chasetriesagain]

"You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[xen0i]

my thing with my own gender is like... ok, IF I'm a woman, fine! since i am a feminist i therefore believe women can do or become anything they want, including being men. and IF i am a man, i also as a feminist think men as an oppressor class shouldn't exist. so i'll only be a man insofar as i can be a mockery of the whole construct in the hopes of the concept of manhood itself being irrevocably destroyed, and at minimum generally encourage as many people as possible to abandon it.

[homomenhommes]

Enrique Toribio - Veiled

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[sapphicides]

“i want a soft masc!” “i want a tomboy fem!” i want a butch. i want a woman so masculine that my parents call her “sir.” i want a woman who wears muscle tanks, leather jackets, and combat boots. i want a woman with more pit hair than she has hair on her head. i want a woman with broad shoulders and biceps that are 20 inches around. i want a woman who can walk into a room full of men and be the most masculine one there. i want a dyke. i want a butch

[sapphicides]

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