#tolkientrash

[findafight]

nebs. nebs.

MEGAMIND????

That's what happens in the movie. Roxanne Richie wanted that blue d before his turnaround when he was a cringefail loser villain man. His failboy swag entranced her. I'm going to stand by this.

[samwwise]

the “straight rights” on the aragorn/arwen gif set you just reblogged GAHSGDIDVDJFHFJFB

me looking at arwen/aragorn

[skinnyscottishbloke]

are we ever going to get a better trilogy than LOTR tho??? everything - setting, music, cast, cast shenanigans, artwork, character design, cinematography, fUcking NEW ZEALAND, goddamn EVERYTHING about it was perfect.

[hollifo]

⭐️!

I didn’t cut my hair until the age of 20 (It was 3 foot long at that stage)

[blooeyedtroll]

@messybitch802 We gonna use this so hard as fuel for our Fanfic brainstorming. (Can’t wait for the other books to come in) I’ll grab the sketchbook and Whisky, you grab your laptop and some Vodka. +pardon my gross voice, I'm sick.lol+ #TolkienTrash

[skelettes]

15 Questions, however many people

Thanks @tolkientrash​ for the tag !

Tagging : Anyone who wants to participate ! 

1. Are you named after anyone ?

Nope ! But my chosen name, Maxine, is after the main character of the TV Show “Dark Angel”. 

2. When was the last time you cried ?

Last week, because I kinda realized I caught strong feelings for someone who 1) lives at the other side of the ocean and 2) I’m 100% sure they don’t feel the same. 

3. Do you have kids ?

No and I don’t think I’ll ever have any ! 

4. Do you use sarcasm ?

Nah. I try not to because I suck a social stuff and the rare time I use sarcasm I end up sounding like a bitter bitch or hurt someone’s feelings when we’ve just been chillin’. 

5. What's the first thing you notice about people ?

Their general vibe. I don’t really know how to explain it ?

6. What's your eye colour ?

Brown !

7. Scary movies or happy endings ?

Why put too good things when I can have both ? I love both. I’m a slut for horror movies that makes me stay awake at night in bed and sappy good endings that leave me in tears on my couch and feeling shrimp emotions.

8. Any special talents ?

9. Where were you born ?

In a small city named Angoulême, somewhere in France. 

10. What are your hobbies ?

Drawing, writing, video games, horror movies, music, creating DnD/TTRPG homebrew games.

11. Do you have any pets ?

Not at the moment, but I’m thinking about having a cat one day !

12. What sports do you play/have played ?

I don’t play sports but I did a bit of boxing and swimming when I was a teen and I’d like to do those sports again ! Maybe a bit of jogging also ?

13. How tall are you ?

I’m 160cm, so a small creacher. A goblin. Just a lill guy. 

14. Favourite subject in school ?

Art and English were I was the most smart/good at and they didn’t feel like a nightmare to attend to.

15. Dream job ?

Writer / Artist !

[calculatedmadness]

enough-effing-owls replied to your post “[[MOR] I’m so angry with myself. I’m so stupid. Why would I ever...”

*hugs* I'm here if you need me, friend

Thanks. It was a bad night. I was being childish.

@tolkientrash replied to your post “[[MOR] I’m so angry with myself. I’m so stupid. Why would I ever...”

Hi friend. I'm always here to listen.

It’s OK. The universe doesn’t owe me anything. I was being a brat. 

[calculatedmadness]

How hot: Keira Knightley, Johnny Depp, Lena Headey, that guy who plays Four in Divergent.

Keira Knightley:Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Johnny Depp:Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Lena Headey:Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

That Guy Who Plays Four In Divergent (Theo James):Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY