#tomatoanus

[adorablegorilla]

Some highlights of Tomatoanus's New Vegas All Romances + Any% run:

"He promised he didn't have any props for this run"

He then pulls out a bouquet of roses and a vase to represent the romances

Pulling a pair of scissors out of nowhere to snip the head off Benny's rose

Yes Man having a clearly modded-in disgusted facial expression that Tomato doesn't acknowledge at all

Choosing not to skip the final dialogue scene with General Oliver so that he can proudly continue the tradition of showing the cutscene where General Olver gets ragdolled off of Hoover Dam

[youtubeminuscontext]

How did someone think to try and get a bucket stuck in a dragon?

tomatoanus

[siryouarebeingmocked]

For the record, this statement is "true(-ish), but misleading". 

The stat sneakily included 18 and 19 year olds, who are much more likely to die of gang violence, which is mostly with illegal guns. 

Also, they can legally buy their own guns in most states.

Because they are legal adults.

They also did not include infants under 1 "because of certain fatal conditions unique to children under a year old." In other words, it wouldn’t fit the Narrative.

 That article also mentions that guns overtook cars in 2020. Gee, I wonder why less children and teens were travelling in cars that year. It's a real mystery. 

Also, even if the statement was true, it doesn’t tell us anything about how to fix the problem. It’s just trying to activate your outrage almonds.

 This kind of nonsense is precisely why I'm not subbed to TA. 

Also, that's not even how the meme works! It's supposed to be about Things They Don't Want You To Know, not something the press and Twitter and the literal President were shouting from the rooftops for weeks! 

[confused-and-dickless]

I love how the two speed runner YouTubers I watch (easyspeezy and tomatoanus) both have a tradition of having little "hey in case you forgot you are loved and you're going to be okay even if things are hard right now" message in every video. I especially love tomatoanus's focus on how everything is temporary. Anyway since they both do it I assume it's common in speed run analysis videos in general, which makes me feel even better.

[youtubeminuscontext]

I play the game in Italian, because Doc's intro dialogue is four seconds faster. My headcanon is that it's because he spends less time talking with his mouth and more time talking with his hands.

tomatoanus

[youtubeminuscontext]

A ridiculous feat of navigation and confrontation avoidance, the likes of which haven't been seen since I ran into an ex while I was lost in a mirror maze.

tomatoanus

[thehowdytooter]

Okay so there’s this YouTuber tomatoanus, who explains speedruns if just about every game. And I fucking love this guy

Not only does he have incredibly comprehensive explanations of each speedrun, but he contacts the runners directly and works with them to both have a run to show in the video and also to make sure all the stuff he says is right.

However that’s not why I love this guy. Every single video, he takes a minute or so to give this whole speech where he says like “I hope you’re doing well, and remember that your mental health matters and if things feel dark they’ll get better” and like

Damn

Because what other YouTuber does that?

In every single video

I don’t know if I know of any

And like he’s so kind and he makes up these whole sketches for the sponsored product and they all tie together.

Idk man this dude is the best.

[youtubeminuscontext]

So Stephen Merchant is in our inventory now.

tomatoanus