Modern Dragon AU: Headcanons
Shout out to @femmesteve @fullofwander and @galaximerboi
♨ Billy in his dragon form is gold shimmer, like gold silk pressed onto scales, it shines the light and glitters in a way that makes him seem much more magical.
♨ Billy’s scales make for a good background to an Instagram photo.
♨ Steve uses Snapchat and Instagram a lot, it’s the only way that the party, Nancy, Tommy and others can make sure he isn’t dead. He is an Instagram hoe through and through, and living with a dragon isn’t going to change that.
♨ Dragon mating season is in the spring. Sometimes lizards will have orange spots on their faces to show that they’re ready to mate.Steve found Billy with these specks across his face in both human and dragon form. Billy tired to hide it but it was very difficult.
♨ They spent the rest of mating season in their little cabin, the scent of sex didn’t leave it for weeks.
♨ Steve is the one who goes tot he super market to buy food for them they can’t grow, The cashier is used to at this point seeing Steve buying a ton of red meat.
♨ Steve is super impressed that Billy will light his cigarettes for him, he just has to hold it in front of Billy and he’ll be very careful about lighting it. It’s super reckless, but they both find it hot.
♨ Speaking of smoke, Billy puffing out all that smoke. It curls out his nostrils when he's horny, the corner of his lips when he does the tongue thing. He knows it makes Steve weak in the knees, red in the face and stuttering. (”I’m.... I’m going to take my... my clothes off now. See you inside”)
♨ Dragon sperm is a aphrodisiac to humans, they found this out after Billy came in Steve’s mouth and Steve was eager for more, he came about five more times before he was finally blissed out.
♨ Speaking of dragon sperm, one time Billy baked cookies with it to see how Steve would react (Steve lasted seven rounds)
♨ Steve documents his time living in Billy’s cabin after he got taken away by the creature (he was meant to fight the dragon, not fuck the dragon), he posts everything on Instagram as any teenager would do.
♨ He gets relatively popular online because of this, he once did a Q&A where he ended up getting a bunch of questions from researchers about the behaviour of dragons. Not much is known about the dragon, and anyone who tries to get close ends up getting eaten and burnt to a crisp. But here is a floppy haired, doe eyed teenager who spends most of his time with a creature like that. (”’What is the dragons protein levels?’ Um, I don’t know that because well I’m a teenager and I honestly don’t know what protein levels are... Next question!”)
♨ He also gets questions about cock size (”Does a real dragon dick give a dragon dildo a run for its money?” “Yes, yes it does.”)
♨ They have a small vegetable garden in the back that Steve takes a strong liking to, it keeps him busy while Billy sunbathes. Sometimes feeding Billy some of the tomatoes and peppers.
